It’s probably a thankless job working a sperm bank since no matter how professional you keep things and no matter how numb your are to creeps and no matter how much paperwork you file and no matter how much pornography you offer, you’ll still run into awkward situations. It’s like a ruder version of working at the DMV where the people who work at the DMV are your customers.
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With the unveiling of Samsung’s first smartwatch
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Moms are the coolest. Not because they birthed you into this world, not because they raised you, not because they can never stop taking care of you but because there was a point in time where she wasn’t a mom yet. And she gave that all up to create another human. So never doubt that your mom only knows how to mother, she knows everything you did before you did. Even the shocker. Hell, she knows more about that than you do too.
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Most people love San Francisco! Well, except for that one startup guy
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Miss our liveblog of Sony’s Gamescom press conference yesterday, or the wealth of news we’ve covered on all things PlayStation? Well, we forgive you. After all, there’s a whole lot to digest. Now, chances are they’ll be more Sony tidbits appearing as the German gaming event runs its course, but for now we’ve collected, compiled and condensed everything we’ve learned in one handy place: right after the break.
You might say the week is never really done in consumer technology news. Your workweek, however, hopefully draws to a close at some point. This is the Weekly Roundup on Engadget, a quick peek back at the top headlines for the past seven days — all handpicked by the editors here at the site. Click on through the break, and enjoy.
Break ups are a horrible thing to go through! But what might be worse is that period of time right before a break up when you start to get annoyed with everything your girlfriend or boyfriend does. The way they slurp their food, the icky way they use napkins, their hygiene. Every once adorable tic becomes a grating flaw of their character. Just don’t handle breakups like Gillian Jacobs.
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If you’re over the age of 12, you probably wondered why the hell Pixar ever made Cars 2. And then when you heard about Planes, you probably wondered who in the world would go see a Pixar-less Disney movie that sounds like the direct to DVD cousin of Cars. Merchandising is not an excuse for crap! The formula is simple, really: any vehicle-related movie made by Disney or Pixar is a must not watch. Funny or Die pokes fun of Disney’s Jay Leno-like vehicle obsession by showing just how many vehicle-related movies they have in the pipeline.
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I’m probably not as big a fan as some of you guys when it comes to Daria and/or Aubrey Plaza but even I have to admit Aubrey Plaza as Daria in a real life movie of Daria is all kinds of awesome. I’d actually like it if more movies and TV shows flip flopped into different style: Game of Thrones as an animated movie Pixar-style, Wall-E as a premium cable TV show and so on.
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Once you live alone, you can’t go back to a life with roommates. You’re used to your own habits, you can’t blame anyone for dirty dishes and you have as much personal time as you’ve always wanted. Plus, you can’t come crawling back to your friends after making the decision to lone wolf it. That would be embarrassing! So no matter how terribly lonely solo life, you have to make it work. Here are 10 hilarious lifehacks that will get you started, by UCB Comedy.
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