Really? That’s How You’re Going to Lure People Into Your Booth?

The enticing plate of stale gummy bears is supposed to interest you in visiting a booth that sells Chinese iPhone cases. Or something. More »

How Will This Sad, Sad Singing Frog Find the Will To Perform For Four Straight Days?

By day three CES usually becomes a sea of sad and tired faces wandering the floor, but the show has only just opened and this singing frog already looks like it’s ready to put an end to its miserable gig. Part of the Interactive Plush Pals family from Viatek it’s a sound activated moving speaker that strives to make listening to your music more fun. But looking into its eyes that just ooze depression and sadness you can’t help but wonder if its designers missed the mark. [Viatek] More »

One Third of Google Employees Don’t Seem to Use Google+

Google employees don’t like to eat their own food. It seems like one third of the entire Google workforce doesn’t use Google+: 32.6% haven’t posted anything at all in the last month. A depressing stat for the Mountain View search engine and eyeglasses company. More »

Man Divorces Wife for Being Ugly, Judge Awards Him with Damages – Wait, What?

This is as bizarre as news can get. A man boy recently filed for divorce from his now ex-wife because he claimed she was ugly. I call him a ‘boy’ because really I don’t think any real man would do what he did. What ever happened to ’til death do us part’?

Apparently, everything began when Jian Feng’s daughter was born. In his own words, he described the baby as ‘incredibly ugly.’ He then proceeded to accuse his wife of cheating because the baby didn’t resemble either one of them.

Ugly WifeIt was at this time that his wife admitted to spending over a hundred grand on plastic surgery. She never told him about it though. This resulted with Mr. Feng filing for divorce since his wife ‘deceived him’ and convinced him to marry her ‘under false pretenses.’ What kind of love was it if it was only skin-deep anyway?

The judge agreed with him though and awarded him the damages. With all the advancements people are making with cosmetic surgery, these are pretty sad developments on both fronts: for the woman, who went to such lengths to look ‘pretty’ by social standards; and to Fend, who probably only wanted to marry her pretty face and nothing more.

[via Geekologie]


Girlfriend Body Pillow Update: Now $12, Still Terribly Sad

It’s been a while since we checked in on the Deluxe Comfort Girlfriend Body Pillow, but we can now confirm that it is still available from Sears. And despite receiving a 20% price bump from $10 to $12, it’s still the saddest, most inexplicable human being substitute you can buy. More »

19 Gadgets With Happy and Sad Faces [Collection]

We like to anthropomorphize the objects in our lives, assigning our tools and tech personalities of their own. But some just go ahead and do it for you. The gadgets you are about to see wear their hearts on their sleeves. More »

Is This the Saddest Corner of the Internet? [Internet]

Most of the time, the Internet is home to happy and humorous memes and viral content. A fun and funny realm for us to play in and with. More »

Hoax Gone Bad: Man in Bigfoot Suit Gets Run Over

This story should serve as a warning to all the fun-loving pranksters out there. While I have nothing against pranks, I do think it’s not a very wise thing to take things too far.

Bigfoot Hoax

Image credit: U.S. Army Materiel Command; Associated Press

The image above is actually of a soldier in a Ghillie suit. While some think that the suits make people look like Bigfoot, I certainly don’t, but maybe that opinion might change when it’s dark out.

Anyway, a Montana jokester named Randy Lee Tenley donned a Ghillie suit recently so he can scare up some people by pretending to be Bigfoot. He allegedly darted out into the middle of the road (while roaring, I bet) – but his prank went horribly wrong when two cars hit him in the darkness of the night.

Montana Highway Patrol Lt. Col. Butch Huseby told the Los Angeles Times: “What we know so far is that we had a couple of guys out, allegedly trying to prompt a sighting of Bigfoot. This is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen. Really.”

The incident is still under investigation though. And while our sympathies go out to Tenley’s family, let’s hope future pranksters will take this as a warning sign and not take the jokes too far.

[via LA Times]