WTIT: Santa Deaths and How to Avoid Them

Folks might think St. Nick’s present-delivery service is a pretty cushy gig, seeing as how the man only works one night a year, but they fail to realize the numerous and diverse ways that job can kill.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Asshole (NSFW)

Remember kids, you should never judge a book by its cover. Even if that cover looks like a parasitic, towel-eating monster that’s taken up residence in your anus.

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Albert Hoffman’s First LSD-Laced Bike Ride

Hey man, you ever ridden a bicycle? You ever ridden a bicycle on LSD?

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WTIT: A Process of How It Seeks Itself, It Eats Itself

WTIT: A Process of How It Seeks Itself, It Eats Itself

How do the animals we eat perceive their own existence and what do they think of us? This experimental short film from Shunsaku.H attempts to find out.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Mom Is a Knife Thrower

Why would you use your own child in a knife-throwing act? Why wouldn’t you use your own child in a knife-throwing act? Everybody knows that flesh wounds build character.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Into the Fire

Hey man, remember that time in Berlin in ’71 when Deep Purple just like totally blew the minds of all those German kids by playing Into the Fire? Here, this should help.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: The Dangers of Flossing

Remember kids, if your gums are bleeding when you finish flossing, you’re either pushing too hard or not hard enough.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Heart of Glass

Few people realize that Debbie Harry’s iconic disco anthem contains a hidden lesson: If you can’t find the perfect person to love, just clone yourself and boom—problem solved.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Midsummer Night Blue

Like a vision from Enya’s fevered dreams, this abstract AV production mixes ballet, stock nature documentary footage, and adult contemporary techno into a psychedelic magic carpet that even your parents can ride.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Wallflowers (NSFW)

For those about to not rock but instead watch other people do so, we salute you!

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