You’re going to want to cover your ears before watching this transcendental short film because it’s going to blow your mind and that shit’s messy. Created by Sashka Ace0fredspades Tanana, "When We Were Clocks" examines how a clever minute hand, once slave to its hourly superior, wrested control of time, reality, and fate itself. Simply phenomenal.
Tomatoes are an opiate for the masses. And who’s to say that isn’t a soylent tomato canning plant? The cyber-proletariat will remain ironically indentured to their own class of robot overlords.
An adorable little ghost girl playing with an enchanted pair of tap shoes, what’s not to love? This delightful animated short is set to "Moses Supposes" from 1952’s hit musical Singing In the Rain. Check out the original, starring Gene Kelly and Donald O’Conor, below.
TWTIT: If I Had a Heart (NSFW)
Posted in: Today's ChiliSo first we had Teddy Ruxpin, a delightful animatronic pal for little kids. Then we had Ted, the CGI-based, foul-mouthed, binge-drinking pal once those kids grew up. And now there’s apparently a gun-toting, Sock Monkey-slaying, cyborg-bear vigilante roaming the streets. Stephen Colbert was right, these things are terrifying.