Dec 13

Fantasy Scorpion Arm Blade: You’ll Tear Your Eye out Kid

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What do you want for Christmas? I want a razor sharp wrist/arm blade that’s shaped like a scorpion with a pointy sharp death tail. Can I have it? Can I have it mom? Please? No… You’ll tear your eye out, kid.

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This crazy thing is called the Death Stalker and you can see why. Yeah, this weapon looks like a bunch of fun. If you consider hospital visits a full time hobby. This insane melee weapon measures 14.5 inches overall, has black Stainless Steel Blades all over and a rubber coated handle and metal forearm plate. It comes with a wood display stand too.

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It’s only $49(USD) from Amazon. It should also come with a hospital gift certificate.

[via 7Gadgets]

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Nov 26

Scrap Metal Scorpion Hammock Adds Some Sting to Your Nap

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Hammocks are a comfortable way to take a nap. Just ask Homer Simpson. Usually you just attach each end to a tree and then doze off for a while. However, hardcore nappers will want to set their hammock up on something like this badass scrap metal scorpion.

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And, no, that stinger isn’t an alarm that comes down and wakes you up with a venomous sting. Although that would be cool.

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You know what else would be cool? If this scorpion moved and walked around while you took a nap. Imagine falling asleep in your yard and waking up on the highway as this thing slowly carries you across the country. Yeah, that would be pretty cool. Napping and traveling.

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This metal creation is pretty cool as it is though – a bed truly fit for a Bond villain.

[via Obvious Winner]


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Aug 28

The 3,000-Pound Fire-Breathing Robot Scorpion Roving the Nevada Desert [Video]

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Burning Man, despite its reputation, is not just some low-fi hippie party in the middle of nowhere. The place is bursting with unique technology. Some of it blows out your eardrums, some helps you survive in a hostile environment, and some just inspires wonder, awe, and a little bit of fear. More »

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