What are you doing to me? Let me sniff it. What is this giant metal spider? Let me sniff it again. Is that a squirrel over there? Wait… I trust you because I love you but I’m not sure what this… ohhh myyy goddd that feels so good. Keep it there. Keep it going. Everything is wonderful. Life is beautiful. I love you.
Feb 27
Sep 25
The Best Way to See If the iPhone 5 Scratches Is to Scratch the Hell Out of It Inside the Apple Store [Video]
Posted in: Today's Chili I’m totally not suggesting that you do this yourself but if you’re so very worried about scratching the iPhone 5 and/or a close follower of scuffgate, or whatever they call it these days, know this: stuff scratches. Especially stuff made from aluminum. The iPhone 5 is no different. More »
Sep 24
So, you’ve got the new iPhone. You’ve been downloading apps all weekend. It’s a joy to use. But… we’re hearing some reports that suggest the latest iPhone picks up scratches faster than data flows through its new Lightning connector. More »