In a way, Google already is a porn machine; it is what you make of it. But it turns out that a handful of bizarre, technically impossible search queries turn the raunchiness up like 20 notches and cause the engine to return porn results almost exclusively. The searches themselves aren’t dirty in the slightest, either. It’s ridiculous. More »
If you’re a female with a pulse and a profile on OKCupid, you’ve gotten a molesty message or two. Maybe you ignore. Maybe you say you’re not interested. Here’s a better tactic: just respond with non-sequitur spam-sounding tweets from @Horse_ebooks. More »
When you look down at your smartphone and think about how much it’s made your life easier and better, you’ll probably think about how the Internet is at your fingertips or how you can share filtered photos with friends or send texts without ever having to speak to anyone. You’ll probably think that’s why the smartphone was invented. You’d be wrong. The reason we have smartphones? For an emergency condom delivery app. More »
If you haven’t heard of Vine—Twitter’s video-sharing app—before today, it might’ve come across your screen this morning after a brief scandal: a dildo porn clip was featured as an “editor’s pick.” Porn on Vine—crazy, right? No. Shut up. There’s porn on almost everything, and there always will be. More »
If you are cool with electronic gadgets in the bedroom, then this could be for you. Jimmy Jane’s Hello Touch fingertip vibrator is supposed to be like a pleasure Power Glove.
This fingertip device is said to offer three times the vibration, while taking up less than one third of the space of other such gadgets. This device has no extra bulk, making it less clumsy and more usable in the bedroom.
You can get the Hello Touch fingertip vibrator from Jimmy Jane for $65(USD). Just one question: Will it be like making love to a cyborg?
[via Uncrate]
You don’t have to pretend here. It’s a safe space. Everybody watches porn on the Internet. It’s the real reason why the Internet exists. But do you know the days when people watch the least amount of porn? Pornhub.com (you might be familiar with their work) released statistics from 2012 that show when it got the least amount of traffic and found out the 11 days when we watch the least amount of porn. More »
JimmyJane’s new Hello Touch may be the best sex toy ever invented. It will turn two of your fingers in natural vibrators that you can apply all over your body, inside and out. It also looks designed by Tony Stark and Jon Ive, which kind of makes you and your partner look like superheroes in an iPod ad. More »