Ask an OkCupid Founder for Any Last-Minute Valentine’s Day Advice

OkCupid: you use it to find both love or random hookups, and since tomorrow is Valentine’s Day, you’re probably looking for at least one of those. Accordingly, we have Sam Yagan, one of the dating site’s founders, here to answer all your burning (let’s hope not) questions. More »

These Weird Searches Make Google Return Nothing But Porn

In a way, Google already is a porn machine; it is what you make of it. But it turns out that a handful of bizarre, technically impossible search queries turn the raunchiness up like 20 notches and cause the engine to return porn results almost exclusively. The searches themselves aren’t dirty in the slightest, either. It’s ridiculous. More »

Horse_Ebooks Tweets Are the Best Way to Deal With OkCupid Creeps

If you’re a female with a pulse and a profile on OKCupid, you’ve gotten a molesty message or two. Maybe you ignore. Maybe you say you’re not interested. Here’s a better tactic: just respond with non-sequitur spam-sounding tweets from @Horse_ebooks. More »

Good 69 Joke, iTunes

Apple is selling special 69 cent songs for Valentine’s Day. 69, GET IT?!??!! More »

This Emergency Condom Delivery App Is the Reason Smartphones Were Invented

When you look down at your smartphone and think about how much it’s made your life easier and better, you’ll probably think about how the Internet is at your fingertips or how you can share filtered photos with friends or send texts without ever having to speak to anyone. You’ll probably think that’s why the smartphone was invented. You’d be wrong. The reason we have smartphones? For an emergency condom delivery app. More »

Holy Shit, There’s Porn on the Internet?

If you haven’t heard of Vine—Twitter’s video-sharing app—before today, it might’ve come across your screen this morning after a brief scandal: a dildo porn clip was featured as an “editor’s pick.” Porn on Vine—crazy, right? No. Shut up. There’s porn on almost everything, and there always will be. More »

Hello Touch Wearable Vibrator: Getting Intimate, Cyborg-Style

If you are cool with electronic gadgets in the bedroom, then this could be  for you. Jimmy Jane’s Hello Touch fingertip vibrator is supposed to be like a pleasure Power Glove.

hello touch fingertip vibrator

This fingertip device is said to offer three times the vibration, while taking up less than one third of the space of other such gadgets. This device has no extra bulk, making it less clumsy and more usable in the bedroom.

hello touch fingertip vibrator device

You can get the Hello Touch fingertip vibrator from Jimmy Jane for $65(USD). Just one question: Will it be like making love to a cyborg?

[via Uncrate]

Yes, Of Course The Guy Who Made This Awful App Is a Virgin

Playbook is a stupid skeezy app that lets you brag to your bros about your hookups, inserting ratings and degrading commentary along the way. What’s not to love? More »

The 11 Days of the Year When People Watch the Least Amount of Porn

You don’t have to pretend here. It’s a safe space. Everybody watches porn on the Internet. It’s the real reason why the Internet exists. But do you know the days when people watch the least amount of porn? Pornhub.com (you might be familiar with their work) released statistics from 2012 that show when it got the least amount of traffic and found out the 11 days when we watch the least amount of porn. More »

Hello Touch May Be the Best Sex Toy Ever Invented

JimmyJane’s new Hello Touch may be the best sex toy ever invented. It will turn two of your fingers in natural vibrators that you can apply all over your body, inside and out. It also looks designed by Tony Stark and Jon Ive, which kind of makes you and your partner look like superheroes in an iPod ad. More »