Shame: A Harrowing Tale of Addiction, Also Sex [Movie Night]

Shame is a dark, brooding tale of one man’s crippling addiction to sex and all things sex-related. Despite critcal acclaim, you might not have gotten a chance to see it, mainly because it’s rated NC-17. Yeah, there’s some penis. More »

How to Watch Porn Online and Get Away with It [How To]

A man’s home is his castle; his porn collection, his concubine. You’re going to want to keep your secret lover locked away, far from prying, judgmental eyes. Here’s how to ensure your spank bank is as secure as the Tower of London. More »

How a Fake Erotic Fiction eBook Hit the Top 5 of iTunes [Video]

The Diamond Club is an erotic fiction book that reached as high as #4 on the iTunes paid eBooks list just behind the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. It’s an amazing accomplishment as it’s only been on sale for three days. And even more amazing since it’s a fake book. More »

Does Cybersex Count as Cheating? [Chatroom]

As technology evolves to allow more of life to take place on the internet—online shopping, online dating, video chats, etc—the lines blur between what is true and what is a faux, web version of the real deal. Online shopping still takes money, your money, so that’s an easy answer. But what about cybersex? There’s a narrow divide between online porn and webcams—hello MyFreeCams!—so narrow, it might not even be a divide anymore at all. More »

What to Do With the Digital Remains of a Failed Relationship [User Manual]

After the split, you’re left with an abandoned attic’s worth of stuff: on your phone and hard drive, in your inbox. It’s stuff that used to matter, and still does. It’s stuff that hurts. It’s stuff you loved. What do you do with it? More »

The Police Saved a Sex Doll from Drowning Because They Thought It Was a Real Girl [Video]

“Oh my god! Is that a naked lady drowning in a river? We must help. Call backup! I’m going in after her.” That must’ve been what 18 policemen in Shandong, China were thinking when they saw a ‘woman’ submerged in the river—embarrassingly for the police, it wasn’t a real person they rescued but a sex doll. More »

The Truth About Semen [Science]

A gentleman’s relish is the true water of life. A nice shot of semen allows a man to pass on a genetic code through the ages, offering the closest thing to eternal life humans are ever likely to achieve. But such wonders aren’t straightforward. In fact, semen is a wonderfully complex secretion, rich in evolutionary history and packed full of healthy chemicals. And actually, there’s far more to it than sperm alone. More »

A NSFW Victorian Pop-Up Sex Book… in GIF Form! [Past Perfect]

If you think about it, pop-up and flip books are really early versions of the GIFs we’re all so smitten with today: brief, repetitive animations, often of a silly or naughty nature. More »

Ancient Turtles Died Getting Their Freak on

Bowww-chica-boww-bowww. Scientists discovered fossils this month of ancient turtles that shows several mating pairs that went out in epic style. I imagine it went down like this, girl turtle shouts “OMG we are sinking!” Guy turtle says, “So what?” Scientists discovered the fossilized remains of nine mating pairs of an extinct turtle called Allaeochelys crassesculpta.

turtle style

These turtles died in the act of procreating and were discovered in the Messel Pit in Germany. This particular location was once the volcanic crater lake in a wet tropical environment. The location was used as a mine in the past for the oil in the shale located there. However, it has since become one of the most important sites in the world for understanding what the environment was like in the Eocene era between approximately 56 million and 34 million years ago.

Other fossils discovered in the area include early horses, reptiles, primates, honeybees, giant ants, birds, and bats. The scientists speculate that the copulating 47 million-year-old turtles died when they sank into the poisonous depths of the lake. This is scientifically important because no vertebrates have been found in a mating state before.

[via Fox News]