There are so many ways to make your day to day existence better, and we could all use a little lifehack now and again. But that doesn’t mean all those instructional videos couldn’t use a little skewering. Especially when it comes from The Onion. So come on folks, let’s crack this whole “words” thing once and for all. More »
Regardless of your politics, you can’t help but notice that Mitt Romney has had more than his share of missteps throughout his campaign. But why, exactly, does he keep saying so many things he shouldn’t? It’s not his fault, guys. It’s the self-destruct button. More »
The subtle art of the humblebrag, a twitter conceit so well-received that they’ve actually made a book out of it. Not familiar? Let the cast of Parks and Rec educate you. More »
The Emmys are this Sunday! But all that hard work that went into those winning performances this past year can be undone with a single acceptance speech flub. Don’t worry, celebrities. Parker Posey is going to help you get through this. More »
When you’ve got yourself a TV show—any TV show—you’ve got to have a way to spice it up. Some tricks work for drama, some for comedy, some for local news, but there’s only one ace-in-the-hole that works for anything and everything from teen-age prime-time soap opera to public access freak show: adding Regis Philbin. The man has clocked literally thousands of hours in front of the camera, what could possible go wrong? More »
If you’re not familiar with Jose Canseco’s Twitter feed by now, you really should be. It’s the perfect blend of arrogance, idiocy, and non sequitur that elevates the craft of being a nonsensical steroid-stuffed meatbag to unprecedented heights. More »
If you haven’t seen any of Above Average Networks’ Rejected Pitches series, here’s your chance to start with one of the best: Quentin Tarantino pitching Pulp Fiction to three 80s studio execs who just… don’t… get it. It’s wonderful. More »
It’s not easy leading a phalanx. The sandals are uncomfortable, the tunics itch. Oh, and if you’re at the front of the charge, you’re definitely going to end up as collateral damage. More »
Horror. Chills. Mystery. Breasts that go bump in the night. Ghost Tits from Paulilu has all of that and more; the “more” being Olivia Munn, Mr. Feeny, and honestly why do I even have to sell you on this, it’s called Ghost Tits for goodness sake. More »
Bane was already one of the most terrifying villains of the Batman universe, even before Christopher Nolan made him scary and unintelligible. But even though he can rough up Dark Knight like few others, he may have just met his match—like the rest of us—in the cable guy. More »
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