Lazy Jewelry: Sloth Rings

Lazy dressers now have one accessory that they must add to their collection: Sloth Rings. Their name says it all, actually. They’re basically rings featuring a sloth that looks like it’s hugging your finger when you put it on.

Adorable little critters, aren’t they?

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You can choose from three available sloth colors, but if you’re too lazy to even do that, then I suggest you for brown, which is pretty much their default color.

The rings are handmade using polymer clay by Teresa Macdonald of CuriousBurrow, and because of that, you can expect that no two sloths will ever be completely the same.

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The Sloth Rings are available online for $20(USD) each. They’re made to order, so you’ll have to wait two to three weeks before your ring gets shipped out. And if you’re too lazy to slip one on your finger, she also makes a sloth necklace, and a sloth to hold your keys for you.

[via Incredible Things via Oh Gizmo!]

Slothywood: Reworked Movie Posters Starring Sloths

Sloths have already made their way to Disney Studios, so it was only a matter of time before they crossed over to Hollywood.

The Poke decided it was time to release remakes of hit movies and cult classics with a slothy twist by asking its readers to replace most of the leads with – you guessed it -sloths!

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The result is an endearing bunch of movie posters where sloths take center stage. Replacing the likes of Will Smith, David Hasselhoff, Al Pacino, and Clint Eastwood, sloths prove once and for all that they’re just as virile and talented as their human counterparts.

I jest. But the posters are good for a few laughs, and you can check some of the funniest ones in the gallery below.

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[via Hi Consumption via Incredible Things]

The Great Disney Princesses Slothy Crossover

‘Sloth’ is defined as a person having a ‘reluctance to work or make an effort.’ It could also be referring to the ‘slow-moving tropical American mammal that hangs upside down from tree branches.’

Seemingly combining these two definitions is artist Phillip Light with his unique series which crosses the great Disney Princesses over with the ever-lovable sloth. Of course, this statement is only valid if you make the assumption that the princesses do nothing but laze around their palaces all day while being waited upon on hand and foot.

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Aside from the illustrations being extremely adorable, Philip has creatively dubbed each with a unique but distinctly slothy princess name. Take, for example, Snow Sloth.

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My personal favorite happens to be the Little Sloth-maid. Who’s yours?

[via Incredible Things]