R2-D2 and Walking Dead Surfboards Look Gnarly, Dude

What are geeks taking to the beach this year? I have no idea, because it’s freezing cold where I am. But surfer geeks should be checking out these fun Walking Dead and R2-D2 surfboards. They’ll let you catch a wave while you fly your geek flag proudly.

I think the R2-D2 design is the best -acting as a surfboard is just one more facet of this versatile maintenance droid we weren’t aware of until now. On the other hand, I feel like the Walking Dead board would attract sharks. Zombie sharks.

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These were first spotted by Katie Graef at the 2013 Surf Expo in Florida, where I’m sure they were a huge hit.

Both of these were airbrushed by Josh DelRocco of Ricky Carroll Surfboards. They do good work. If I surfed, I would buy something like this in a heartbeat.

[via Geektyrant]

Hacked R2-D2 Toy Now Almost Rivals Skywalker’s On-Screen Companion

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Death Star 14k Gold Ring: Impressive. Most Impressive.

That’s no ring, it’s a space station! This men’s 14-karat white gold Star Wars ring features the Death Star on one side, and the Imperial Cog emblem on the other. It has a sandblasted and polished finish that even Grand Moff Tarkin would approve of.

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The seller, artist Chelsea Swank has also done versions where stones are set in the Imperial Cog and Death Star. If you want, she can even add a Jedi Symbol or Rebel Alliance symbol.

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This particular ring will cost you $1,050(USD), but that’s like a trillionth of what an actual Death Star would cost you. And you can’t even put that on your finger. Therefore, by my math, this ring is a true bargain.

X-Wing Fighter Pilot Crochet Helmet: Knit Leader, Standing By

It’s cold in space. Whether you are flying a TIE Fighter or an X-Wing Fighter, you need to dress warmly. Good thing that this X-Wing pilot’s helmet was crocheted to keep you warm and toasty as you zip through the trenches of the Death Star.
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This adorable helmet was created by Etsy seller HandcraftedByColleen and it is perfect for long space flights. “Red Leader, this is Echo 7. Are you warm enough? Yeah, me too. This thing won’t protect me in a crash, but I sure am glad that my grandmother gifted the whole squadron these toasty helmets.”

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While they’re great in space, the Rebel pilots could have used these on Hoth, to keep warm in their Snowspeeders.

X-Wing Coffee Table

Is this the ultimate nerd coffee table or what? Barry Shields has spent a good chunk of his time to get fanboys of Star Wars, especially of the X-Wing starfighter, to construct a coffee table that is functional, timeless and beautiful. Taking nearly half a year to carve it out from scratch to its finish, you can be sure that this is one sturdy coffee table, but we warned – the glass can break, as the deflector shields on this thing does not seem to be operational.

According to Barry, both the top and bottom halves which sandwich the glass have been bolted together, so should you bump into it by accident while walking by, it will still remain intact. The front itself comes with 3 points of support contact with the glass, so that whenever the glass moves from bumping and the front landing gear moves, the support arms will still remain intact with the glass. Careful attention is paid to the X-Wing, as the bottom of of the ship is just as detailed as the top. A combination of poplar, pine and black walnut wood is used to ensure that the final product is easy on the eyes, but not too popular with the wallet with its $5,500 price point. Ah well, at least you know this is custom made and one of a kind.
[ X-Wing Coffee Table copyright by Coolest Gadgets ]

Millennium Falcon Mac and PC Computer in One

Wanna make the Kessel Run in record time, while surfing the internet at the same time? You’d better use this Millenium Falcon computer then. It was the grand prize winner in last year’s Deconstruct for GOOD event sponsored by Good Magazine and Vizio.
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This Millennium Falcon has both a PC and a MAC inside. When you and your Wookiee co-pilot can’t agree on an operating system, use both. Builder Ken Swallow removed the insides of a model ship and replaced them with a Mac Titanium G4 motherboard and a MSI ATX motherboard (PC) while keeping the original sound effects from the toy intact.

He added fans, lights and power switches for both computers. So you have a full Windows 7 PC and MAC OSX 10.5.8 system, with Linksys wireless, an Apple airport card and more – all inside of a spaceship. Hyperspace on over to Etsy to get more specs, or buy it for $2,800(USD). If you can’t afford that, you can always borrow some credits from Jabba.

Star Wars 1313 Not Coming This Year After All

sw 1313 Star Wars 1313 Not Coming This Year After AllEarlier this morning, the online gaming community was abuzz with news that Star Wars 1313 has been listed for a release this year on the PS3 platform by PlayStation Germany, and it certainly lifted the spirits of many. Well, we hate to play the role of party pooper, but it is rather unfortunate that LucasArts has stepped in to claim that PlayStation Germany’s Facebook page gave out inaccurate information.

Here is what LucasArts had to say (from a representative, that is) concerning the hype surrounding Star Wars 1313 this morning, “Unfortunately we do not have any announcements to make at this time. At the same time, it is safe to say that this report is not accurate.”

We are, after all, just human, and mistakes do happen from time to time. Back to our normal lives now, at least until the next round of fresh rumors surrounding Star Wars 1313 start to circulate to get our hearts all a-flutter. Hopefully someone, somewhere, will be able to get more information on Star Wars 1313′s status in due time.

By Ubergizmo. Related articles: Angry Birds Rio Free On iTunes, Temple Run 2 Dashes To The Top Of App Store,

Star Wars AT-ST Trophy Heads Fit for a Rebel’s Man Cave

Last week we saw mockups featuring taxidermy heads of Star Wars creatures. These AT-ST trophy heads on the other hand are real. Well, they’re not real real, but realer than the Photoshopped images. I’m not saying the images don’t exist, but dammit you know what I mean.

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The trophy heads were made by YouTuber Trilda from Star Wars toys that he bought on eBay. He made two AT-ST heads, one from the Battle of Hoth and one from the pivotal battle at Endor.

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You can check out larger images of the trophy heads on Trilda’s website (they’re under the Vintage Taxidermy link); head to his YouTube channel for videos. He says in the description of his videos that he’s willing to sell his creations, but I’m not sure if they’re still available and for how much.

[via Obvious Winner]

Stormtrooper Head Cake: Slice It with a Lightsaber

Bring me the head of a Stormtrooper! That must be what the person who ordered this amazing cake said to the folks at Mike’s Amazing Cakes, who made this cake. It’s like the decapitated version of that life-size stormtrooper cake from last year.

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Stormtroopers aren’t very bright, what with always having the Jedi mind trick used on them, so you can see how their head might end up on a platter after a lightsaber separates it from its owner.

This is probably how the Ewoks celebrated the victory at Endor. First they poked it with a stick and then they dug in with their furry little hands.

[via BTP via Nerdalicious]

The Empire Responds to the White House’s Rejection of the Death Star and Calls Out Earth for Being a Coward

We’re not getting a Death Star. The White House made that official. But what does the Galactic Empire think about Earth abandoning our Death Star project? Well, they think our “unimaginatively named planet” is filled with cowards! More »