The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Parking Lot

That’s it, I’ve decided. When I grow up I’m totally going to live in a house shaped like my head wearing a sombrero.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: The Mega Plush

So first we had Teddy Ruxpin, a delightful animatronic pal for little kids. Then we had Ted, the CGI-based, foul-mouthed, binge-drinking pal once those kids grew up. And now there’s apparently a gun-toting, Sock Monkey-slaying, cyborg-bear vigilante roaming the streets. Stephen Colbert was right, these things are terrifying.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Caleta Vargas

Man, these 007 opening sequences are getting really abstract. Either that or someone slipped LSD into Maurice Binder’s coffee again.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Coin

Well of course he fought so hard for his flippable gold treasure. Do you have any idea how many bricks he had to break in order to get it?

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Blue Alley Waltz

Nothing about Sinitus Tempo’s newest music video makes any sort of sense. And, you know, it’s kinda better that way.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Kind of Blue

Last December, the Modern Art Museum of Ft. Worth, TX unveiled Jenny Holzer’s latest unnamed public art piece, an evolution of her continuing motif of "truisms"—such as Money Creates Taste or Lack of Charisma Can Be Fatal—on printed media.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Trip

While you can’t find religion in a whiskey bottle, you just might find peace in a cup of Ayahuasca.

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TWTIT: Mick Humphries Can Teach You to Drive

Make all the Bob the Builder jokes you want, I have never wanted to learn to handle an excavator as much as I do at this very moment.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Lick (NSFW)

Just for the record, I’m pretty sure your eye isn’t supposed to make that sound when you touch it.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: COMO PERDER

Natural Born Killers combine with Argentinean punk rock in Ariel Belziti’s meticulously, impressively hand-drawn, albeit unofficial, music video for the Utopians Como Perder ("Like Losing").

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