Jeez, sink a spear into one alegorical elephant-man’s chest cavity and the whole of human history is doomed to strife and pestillence. Great aim cro-moron.
If we’re going to keep up the hypocritical charade of, on one hand, expecting pruitanical censorship of human anatomy while, on the other, selling 8-year-olds Juicy Couture then we might as well put those silly black bars to good use. Just look at what the Brighton Port Authority (BPA the band, not BPA the BPA) were able to accomplish. Frickin’ PONG.
My Halloween costume dillemas have been solved in the course 0f three and a half adorably techno-filled minutes by London-based composer and DJ Postino. Now, to make a deer suit of my very own.
Wow. That got out of hand really fast. I mean that spiralled from Chilean butt band
I’m pretty sure having students play their heinies like bongos for the enjoyment of their instructor is illegal in at least 15 states, regardless of the lesson plan. And let’s not even get into the desk licking, or the bra tearing, or the riding crops *shudder*