The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: All Circles (NSFW)

Jeez, sink a spear into one alegorical elephant-man’s chest cavity and the whole of human history is doomed to strife and pestillence. Great aim cro-moron.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: No F****** Around In Room 427

This hilarious short film by Danny Sangra illustrates why censorship, even in earnest, is a load of bullsh*t.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Elk Grass

Numerous cultures believe that the world is borne atop a monumental animal deity—be it the Iroquois’ Great Turtle or the World Serpents and Elephants from Hindu mythology—so why not a Great Elk?

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Mundo

If Kang and Kodos are really serious about enslaving the Earth, they’re going to need a bigger invasion fleet than three clones of Portugues elecetronica artist Paulo Zé Pimenta and a couple of orbiting potatoes. Just sayin’

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Toe Jam (NSFW)

If we’re going to keep up the hypocritical charade of, on one hand, expecting pruitanical censorship of human anatomy while, on the other, selling 8-year-olds Juicy Couture then we might as well put those silly black bars to good use. Just look at what the Brighton Port Authority (BPA the band, not BPA the BPA) were able to accomplish. Frickin’ PONG.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: I Love It

My Halloween costume dillemas have been solved in the course 0f three and a half adorably techno-filled minutes by London-based composer and DJ Postino. Now, to make a deer suit of my very own.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Pussy People

Turns out, Best In Show wasn’t that much of a stretch.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: LSD ABC

This awesome educational short from animators Laura Sicouri and Kadavre Exquis is equal parts School House Rock and Magical Mystery Tour.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: TORMENTO BABASONICOS

Wow. That got out of hand really fast. I mean that spiralled from Chilean butt band weird to modern-day Heavy Metal in a blink.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Odditory (NSFW)

I’m pretty sure having students play their heinies like bongos for the enjoyment of their instructor is illegal in at least 15 states, regardless of the lesson plan. And let’s not even get into the desk licking, or the bra tearing, or the riding crops *shudder*

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