The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: PANDA (NSFW)

Indie-electrorock group, Astro, is kind of a big deal. Already one of the most popular bands in their native Chile since forming in 2008, Astro’s summer 2012 debut album arrived to heapings of praise by the New York Times and NPR. The band has even received invites to play some of the biggest music festivals in North America, including SXSW. More »

The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Bird Shit

Caleb Wood was walking through Yoyogi Park in Japan recently and noticed that the heaps of excrement from a local murder of crows that coated the walkway (btw, ew) also created a poopy Rorschach Test. So he did what, really, any of us would have done: he whipped out his camera, snapped some crow crap close ups, and animated the results. [Cartoon Brew] More »

The Veritable Pocket Laboratory Cops Have to Carry to Test Drugs on the Street

The cops pull over a car doing 75 in a school zone. The driver is behaving errratically, so they pull him out of the car for a search and bingo: a small bag of white dust in the perp’s pocket. But what is it—baking soda, cocaine, arsenic? To find out, they rely on this series of chemical tests. More »

The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Zebra Escape Drills

Don’t let their gentle demeanor and calming stripes fool you. Zebras are unstoppable killing machines. They’ll bathe in the blood of your children just as soon as look at you. That’s why keepers at Tokyo’s Tama Zoo aren’t taking any chances and are prepping for the day these murderous equines overcome their paddock locks. But rather than free one of these stripey psychopaths, even temporarily, zoo officials instead opted for a slightly less deadly option: furries! character actors dressed as zebras. The horror. [BBC] More »

This Week’s Top Comedy Video: Masked Magician Tricks Revealed (NSFW)

Magicians guard their secrets with ferocity, although maybe not for the reasons you’d think. Sure, it’s important to maintain an air of mystery and to prevent copycats. But as this Funny or Die exclusive shows, it’s equally important not to publicize just what—and who—you had to go through to get those special powers. More »

The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Cattle Call

Livestock and art auctions share little in common beyond a name. While even the most ferocious bidding war at Christie’s or Sotheby’s will remain stately and reserved, cattle auctions devolve into frantic, rapid-fire calls the moment the steer enter their pen. But as Werner Herzog once quipped, these steer sellers speak “the last poetry possible, the poetry of capitalism.” More »

Instrumental Car Chases, Asshole Ghost Cats, and the Return of Weed Porn

The Box – Chickenbug

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Aerogardens on Weed, Epic High Fives, and The Wrong Blaze of Glory

The Reward

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How to Make a Mandala, Get Pulled Over While Holding, and Play Ode to Joy on Fine China

How to Talk to the Cops After Getting Pulled Over with a Trunk Full of (Legal) Weed

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Daring Space Flights, Poorly Understood Inaugurations, and the Baseketball of Winter Sports

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