The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Heart of Glass

Few people realize that Debbie Harry’s iconic disco anthem contains a hidden lesson: If you can’t find the perfect person to love, just clone yourself and boom—problem solved.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Midsummer Night Blue

Like a vision from Enya’s fevered dreams, this abstract AV production mixes ballet, stock nature documentary footage, and adult contemporary techno into a psychedelic magic carpet that even your parents can ride.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Wallflowers (NSFW)

For those about to not rock but instead watch other people do so, we salute you!

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Symmetry

This film written and directed by Yann Pineill is a palindromic investigation of memory and emotion. That is, the second verse is same as the first—but backwards.

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Da Vinci Ascent Review: A Jack of All Vapes

Da Vinci Ascent Review: A Jack of All Vapes

The Pax and the Firefly are both fantastic vaporizers, but they suffer from the same shortfall: neither can handle anything other than loose-leaf material. Try to vape a concentrate or essential oil and you’ll be spending the rest of your evening de-gooifying your equipment. Not so with Da Vinci’s latest portable offering.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Free Fall Suspension

So apparently there’s a world record for bungee jumping with the base of the bungee cord embedded into the flesh of your back. To set it, you’ve just got to top this guy’s record-setting 170 meter base jump and not have the hooks tear out.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: All the Way

Happy 2014 everybody! Now take a tip from famed poet Charles Bukowski and stop half-assing your way through those new years resolutions.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: I Am the Walrus

LSD is a hell of a drug.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Bildundtonfabrik

Check out this wildly animated history of, I think, human history? I dunno, my Spanish is pretty rusty.

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TWTIT: I’m The Man, That Will Find You

I honestly can’t tell if this is a joke or the next Rebecca Black. Please let it be both.

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