6 Stoner Gifts for the High Holidays

6 Stoner Gifts for the High Holidays It’s the most wonderful time of the year—a magical period filled with talking snow men, flying elk, and uncannily long-lasting oil lamps. While these holiday tales may not have been invented directly by stoners, after pulling a few tubes, even the 5 billionth airing of How the Grinch Stole Christmas can be just as wondrous as the first. Here are six spectacularly stony gifts for the toker on your wishlist.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: In Dreams

These are all so, so tame compared to my reoccurring dream of being hunted by sentient zombified dinosaurs armed with opposable thumbs and laser cannons.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: SPIN

Close but no cigar, Jetsons. Automated walkways are far too linear, the real people-moving technology of the future is spinning city-scapes where only the steady-footed survive. Part Thunderdome, part Merry-Go-Round, all awesome.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Downtown (NSFW)

Man, big city livin’ ain’t what it used to be. What happened to the good old days when people simply broke into song when they were on skid row?

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Jim Morricone

Phil RetroSpector mashes up the Doors and Ennio Morricone to create a haunting home movie reel fit for a Lizard King.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: When Science Fails

God, what I wouldn’t give to be smeared out of a cannon right about now.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Wind

The residents of an unusually windy town devise ingenious methods of coping with the gusts—short of, you know, building shelter.

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There Will Be Blood Through Numbers

The Golden Ratio applies to black gold as well, apparently. This thought-provoking short by Ali Shirazi explores the use of this ubiquitous ratio in the cinematagraphy of Paul Thomas Anderson’s There Will Be Blood.

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The Weirdest Thing on the Internet Tonight: Buff Dog Workout Video

Ve’re gonna pump *bark* you up!

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TWTIT: Tales of Rebellious Stone (NSFW)

The line between genius and madness is a thin one and easily crossed. But is this maniacally-devout sculptor really losing his mind or are his worsening wounds truly a test of his faith? There’s more than one higher power at work in this sexually-charged, psycho-supernatural thriller from Paperbox Creations.

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