Sep 10
The iPhone 5C is colorful! The iPhone 5C is cute! The iPhone 5C also comes with a ridiculous case that looks like a cross between Connect Four, a cheese grater and Crocs
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Aug 08
The unfortunate side effect of NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden’s email provider Lavabit pulling the plug rather than complying with the feds
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Mar 26
Feb 13
Lent begins today, commemorating the story of Jesus and some friends trapped in the desert, starving, hot, miserable, and tempted by Satan. A reminder of piety. It’s also a depressing reminder of how cripplingly addicted we are to Facebook. More »
Dec 24
‘Twas the night before Christmas and all over Twitter, a bunch of stupid assholes are already pissed about the crap gadgets they got for Christmas. iPad? Dumb. iPhone? Lame. Anything and everything? Screw you mom. More »
Nov 06
16 People Who Think It’s Really Dumb That We Can’t Vote on Our iPhones, iPads and Xboxes
Posted in: Today's Chili
The general consensus amongst these hopeful people who are wondering why they can’t vote on their smartphones: It’s 2012 and their phones can pretty much do everything so why can’t they vote on it? Or if they can’t use their phones, how about voting on their iPads? And if not their iPads why not their Xboxes? How will these people juggle Halo 4 and Election Day? They need answers! More »
Oct 23
Though we think the iPad Mini seems crazy expensive compared to the Nexus 7 and Kindle Fire HD, some people out there actually think the iPad Mini is cheap! Related: I need more rich friends. More »
Oct 22
The iPad Mini hasn’t even been announced yet and people are already making fun of it. That’s pretty typical for any big Apple product launch but it seems like everyone calling the iPad Mini stupid had the same revelation about it: a smaller iPad is just an… iPhone. More »
Sep 29
Even though the iPhone 5’s aluminum backing removed the odds of shattering the glass by 50%, some people will always be on the wrong side of the odds. These are those people. Those poor, unfortunate, unlucky souls who have already broken their brand new iPhone 5 after only a week. More »
Sep 27
The wonderful thing about Foursquare is how important it can make you feel. You’re not just some shlub who only goes to the same three bars every month. You’re a mayor. But there are some places you’d maybe be better off not broadcasting your familiarity with. Like, say, these people have: More »
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