NDuR Survival Straw

Do you happen to have a great love for outdoor adventures? If you have answered in the affirmative, surely you would have had gone out for some adventures of your own in the past, and among these should include memories of drinking water by a nearby brook. Of course, it is always advisable to boil whatever water you are about to drink in order to make sure that the bacteria within are destroyed, but sometimes, that situation is not possible. What are you to do then? Surely you have not come this far outback to get foiled by the lack of clean drinking water? This is where the $29.99 NDuR Survival Straw comes in handy.

The NDuR Survival Straw is said to be the ultimate portable filtration tool, where it is capable of filtering out the likes of micro-organisms, toxins, viruses, and bacteria. All you need to do is sip from the straw and you should be able to drink safely, every single time. There are caveats to this tool, however, but for something that eliminates up to 99.9% of micro-organisms, up to 99.99% of all chemicals and heavy metals, and up to 99.9999% of viruses and bacteria, I think I am willing to take my chances.

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Ted R-Rated Talking Plush: Not For Kids, Perfect for Kids at Heart

Everybody has one: a toy from their childhood that will always have a special significance in their lives. For John Bennett, it was Ted, a stuffed teddy bear that came to life after John wished for it one Christmas night.

If you saw the movie, then you saw firsthand how awesome having a stuffed teddy bear for a best friend is. Not so awesome for your girlfriend at the outset, but at least you’ll know that everything will work out somehow at the very end.

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Now on to the good news: if you’ve never had a Ted before in your life (or lost it after your mom threw it out when you went off to college), then you can get one again thanks to ThinkGeek.

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They’re selling a miniature stuffed Ted teddy bear that utters a few choice vulgar phrases with every squeeze. It’s smaller than the Ted featured in the movie, but at least the voice is as real as it gets, as it’s provided by the one and only Seth MacFarlane. And despite the bleeps you hear in the video below, rest assured that the actual teddy bear is uncensored.

The Ted R-Rated Talking Plush is available from ThinkGeek for $14.99(USD).

Skyroll Wrinkle-free Luggage Carrier

Do you happen to have a great love for traveling? If you have answered in the affirmative, then surely you have your favorite cab driver whom you call to help you arrive at the airport on time, in addition to having your favorite luggage to travel – be it in a group, or as a single person. The thing is, sometimes, we need to look at our pristine best when we arrive without having to iron all our clothes from the luggage again, and perhaps the $149.99 Skyroll Wrinkle-free Luggage Carrier might be able to help.

If you were to summarize what the Skyroll Wrinkle-free Luggage Carrier is all about, your clothes are literally ready to roll, where this is one luggage bag that is easy to roll up and carry around. Not only do you ensure that rolling up your clothes when traveling helps prevent folds and wrinkles, it also helps you save space along the way, allowing you to squeeze in more clothes than you ever thought possible using a similar amount of space than if you were to fold them. It has enough storage space to fit approximately 2 suits, and is made out of extra tough 1200 denier ballistic fabric.

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Ted R Rated Talking Plush

Did you watch the movie Ted last year? If you have (and even if you have not, but find this animated teddy bear to be extremely cute although it can be rather obnoxious), then you might want to get the $14.99 Ted R Rated Talking Plush to be part of your comfort toys collection. Sure, this is one dirty bear – in the verbal sense, of course, and is far from cute compared to the Snuggle bear, but it will definitely be a friend for your entire life (as long as its stitches hold up, of course).

The Ted R Rated Talking Plush certainly lives up to its reputation, and will feature 5 phrases from the Ted movie, such as “Yeah, I mean, y-you know when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places so I’m – I’m a little f—ed up, but will you take care of me for ever and ever?… Aha! I’m just kidding you! I thought it’d be funny if you thought I was f—ing retarded.” to “You ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? ‘Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Harder! Harder! Oh, God, that was so good! Now I’m gonna stuff my f—in’ face with Pepperidge Farm.’”, “Well you never should’ve trusted me. I’m on drugs!”, “Alright c’mon, let’s sing the Thunder Song. When you hear the sound of thunder, don’t you get too scared. Just grab your Thunder Buddy and say these magic words: F— you, Thunder! You can suck my d— You can’t get me, Thunder, ’cause you’re just God’s farts.” and “Oh f— that. It’s been 4 years, Johnny! You and me have been together for 27 years. Where’s my ring, huh? Where’s my ring, a——? Where’s my ring, mother f—er? Put it on my fuzzy finger, you f— C’mon!” Ted can talk as long as his trio of AA batteries have juice, of course.

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Bubble Copter R/C

A remote controlled toy is something that most boys or little kids would want to own as a present, even back in my younger days when the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) was the hottest property that small children could own to while their time away during the summer holidays. Well, now that I am all grown up and have my own money to spend, I just realized that remote controlled toys are not exactly cheap, but the $44.99 Bubble Copter R/C is definitely something worth checking out.

The Bubble Copter R/C is a 3.5 channel co-axial R/C helicopter that will not only respond to your every command whenever you control it around, but it is also capable of shooting bubbles out as you fly, making it a fun toy to tease your dog or your cat with. Of course, woe to you if you fly the shebang too low to the ground, and your extremely agile pooch makes that leap of faith and brings the Bubble Copter R/C crashing down to earth with its jaws. A charge time of 40 to 50 minutes results in flying time of just 5 to 7 minutes, which is extremely poor returns, not to mention you need half a dozen AA batteries to get the entire package working. I guess you are paying more for the novelty factor than anything else.

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HoodiePillow Case lets you get ghetto in the bedroom

Some folks would definitely find a hoodie to be well worth the purchase, especially since most hoodies offer a degree of warmth while ensuring you have that rather mysterious look whenever your hoodie is up. Well, the $19.99 HoodiePillow Case does a whole lot more than an ordinary hoodie, although in its very own way (as you can tell by the name), it too, will be limited in some sense compared to the vanilla hoodie. The HoodiePillow Case is made out of super soft sweatshirt material for the ultimate level of comfort, where it boasts of drawstrings, a phone pocket, and a cable porthole.

As you can tell, the drawstrings work great in ensuring the hoodie would prevent light from entering your eyes when you are trying to sleep and your partner or whoever else in the room decides to leave the lights on because he or she has something else to do. The phone pocket would be handy to keep your smartphone remain in place throughout the night, no matter how much movement you make when you sleep, and the cable porthole, well, that just means you’d best get a pair of headphones that would work great even if you sleep on the side. Any takers for this machine washable HoodiePillow Case?

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DIY Paper USS Enterprise Boldly Folds Were No Man Has Folded Before

Captains log: “I’m currently in sick bay with another nasty paper cut. Bones says I’ll live, but… I… have… my… doubts…” If you’re a Star Trek fan who’s into papercraft, you will definitely want the new DIY Paper USS Enterprise 1701 over at ThinkGeek. This is exactly what it sounds like, a  papercraft kit that allows you to build your own version of the original Starship Enterprise.

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The kit even includes electronics to add a flashing lights and to play the theme from the original series. Along with the paper model of the 1701 Enterprise is a book that chronicles the different versions of the enterprise in the Star Trek universe. The kit has 10 different sheets of punch out paper and step-by-step instructions to assemble the paper spaceship.

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When the project is done, your paper Enterprise will be nearly a foot long. It appears that the only thing you need to add is some glue and your time.

Warp on over to ThinkGeek to grab your DIY Paper USS Enterprise Kit for $19.99(USD).

Booze-Tracking Bluetooth Breathalyzer Counts Down Your Return To Sobriety

An experienced imbiber has a pretty good idea of when they’ll return to the land of the sober based on what type, and how much hooch they’ve consumed. But if you need a more detailed ETA on when you might be able to drive, walk, or even stand again, the BACtrack breathalyzer connects to a smartphone app for a more detailed analysis of your condition. More »

BACtrack Mobile Breathalyzer

Whenever you know that you are about to attend a social gathering that will have plenty of drinking and booze, you might want to take special note beforehand to appoint a designated driver. Yes sir, after all, everyone of us have a friend who does not drink, and yet need to ride on your coattails to join the swankiest parties in town. In the event where you do not have a designated driver, you might want to check out the $149.99 BACtrack Mobile Breathalyzer which has been deemed to be one of the nerdiest breathalyzer ever made to date.

The BACtrack Mobile Breathalyzer would let you geek out even when you are being over-friendly with the bottles of your favorite poison, where all you need to do is blow into it, and results from BAC will be transmitted to your iPhone or iPad. This allows you to track your BAC over time, where the app will be able to estimate just when you would end up sober enough to communicate with other folks. Not only that, the free app that comes along with it would allow you to take down notes and snap photos of your beverages in your personal drink diary, where you can then share them with your social networks. Just make sure your boss does not check out your Facebook profile…

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Blind the Boogeyman With This Quad Beam Light Cannon

Similar to the megapixel arms race that digital camera manufacturers got caught up in, flashlight makers are instead hell bent on coaxing as many lumens from a handheld torch as they can. Even if it means massaging the definition of a compact flashlight like NiteCore has done with its portly TM26. More »