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I recently started watching the first few seasons of Archer on Netflix. I blame you all for not telling me how awesome the show was before. If you are a big fan of the show, you might wonder how you can be more like the world’s greatest spy, code-name Dutchess.

The How to Archer book promises to teach you everything you need to know to become Sterling Archer. You won’t be the real Archer, because he is himself and then there’s the fact that he is a cartoon. Still, you can be as close to Archer as you can be without actually being him.

The book promises to teach you to lie, because that is like 95% of what spies do. It will also teach you other needed skills like piloting an airboat, how to make drinks, and how to fight among other things. The book is available now for $16.99 (USD), and you can take a peek inside of it here.

Are you a huge Doctor Who fan? If you have answered in the affirmative, then you would know that if there is anything at all to do with Doctor Who, merchandise included, it would be worth checking out the $199.99 Doctor Who Collector Series Dalek Watch. Touted to be one of the last vestiges of the great Time War, this is a limited-edition Doctor Who Dalek timepiece which comes in a beautiful gold case alongside blue design elements alongside black leather. To make sure that it is well worth every single penny that you paid, it arrives with its own unique serial number as well as a presentation gift box.

This particular watch’s Dalek design would certainly roll back one’s memories of of Dalek Caan’s armored shell, where it boasts of brassy gold balls on a black leather band, sporting an ornate gold frame and angular blue text, alongside an eye-stalk for a winder. Do not worry about family or friends coming up to you and saying that this is some sort of fake or bootleg version, since this is an officially licensed piece of Doctor Who merchandise. Good thing it comes with a battery right out of the box to get you started right away.
[ Doctor Who Collector Series Dalek Watch lets you tell the time in style copyright by Coolest Gadgets ]

Not all portable chargers are created equal – the LumiVolt Ultra Portable Charger from Thinkgeek might be rather affordable at just $19.99 a pop, but this does not mean that it is unable to get the job done with additional features thrown into the mix! I am referring to the ability of the LumiVolt Ultra Portable Charger doubling up as an impromptu flashlight just in case of an emergency. Measuring roughly the size of a whiteboard marker while tipping the scales at less than a deck of cards, the LumiVolt Ultra Portable Charger will play nice with just about any other device out there which charges using a micro USB port!

Capable of holding up to 2,000 mAh of juice, it should be more than enough to help you make that all important phone call should you actually run out of battery halfway throughout the day simply because you forgot to juice up the smartphone the night before. It basically works right out of the box there and then without missing a beat, and can be recharged itself by hooking it up to your computer via USB or simply plugging it directly into the wall.
[ LumiVolt Ultra Portable Charger has own flashlight just in case of emergencies copyright by Coolest Gadgets ]

If you are as big a fan of crispy, crunchy bacon as I am all you will need to hear is this- Bacon Soap. If you need a bit more explanation, here it is. ThinkGeek has some hand soaps in bars that smell like manly food and drink. The hand soaps are available in three scents; the bacon scent we have seen before.

Made by Outlaw Soaps, the set of three scents include bacon, coffee, and whiskey. I can get behind the bacon-scented soap, it even looks like bacon with the red and white marbling. The coffee soap makes sense too, while I hate the taste of coffee, it smells pretty good.

The whiskey soap is the questionable one to me. I can only imagine explaining to a cop that pulls you over and smells whiskey that you just took a bath.

Not all headphones are created equal, which is why there is always a ready market for the higher end models, mid-range devices as well as entry level ones. Once in a while, something that is more special than the rest would also pop into the picture, and this is where the $49.99 Beacon Audio Orion Headphones makes an appearance. The Beacon Audio Orion headphones are colorful on-ear stereo headphones that be accompanied by a one-button in-line microphone and remote control, where you can pick from two color combinations – Red/White or Black/Blue.

Being more than just a pair of headphones, you could more or less call this a fashion accessory as well. After all, doesn’t your choice depict who you are as well as how you “consume” your music? At least this particular pair is stylish enough, and would be able to pass off as a decent purchase. Clearly sitting somewhere in the mid-range side of things, they will boast of the vibrant styling that you would find in modern over-ear headphones, where it will play nice with any audio device that has a standard headphone jack. As for the remote functionality of its in-line microphone, it will be compatible with majority of the other smartphones out there in the market.
[ Beacon Audio Orion Headphones sports an In Line Mic as well copyright by Coolest Gadgets ]