Star Wars Toilet Decals: Stay on Target!

We have seen some cool stickers designed to stick inside your toilet on a few occasions. One of the coolest was the Sarlacc stickers that made your toilet look like the monster that ate Boba Fett. Some new and much simpler stickers have surfaced for Star Wars fans that want to pee on something.

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The stickers – available from LilMrsCrafty – include a Darth Vader helmet, TIE fighter, and a stormtrooper. If you put these in a toilet on the Death Star, none of the stormtroopers could hit them.

If you ever wanted to take a whiz on Vader, here is your chance. You can also show Vader your fully functional Brown Star. See what I did there?

[via Cheezburger|Geek Universe]

Pissed at Someone? Pee on Them with PPShots

Some people just get in your face and do all sorts of mean and disrespectful stuff, even if you didn’t do a thing to them. There’s no sense in arguing or rationalizing with people like that, simply because they started out by acting without sense, reason, or logic.

So to deal with your frustrations, anger, and annoyance, just pee on them.

PPShotsNot on them in person, but on their image via PPShots.

PPShots is essentially a waterproof (pee-proof? poop-proof?) sleeve that can hold a photo of whatever or whoever you’re angry at. Just slip the picture into the cast, stick it into your toilet bowl, and go.

PPShots are sold in packs of two for $10(USD) over on Amazon.

[via This Is Why I’m Broke via Oh Gizmo!]

From Holes in the Ground to Holes in the Wall: The Ghosts of Toilets Past, Present, and Future

Everybody pees and everybody poops. It doesn’t matter who you are, where you are, or how much money you have; when you’ve got to go, you’ve got to go. But how did the contraption that we all know as the toilet come to be? Who proposed that toilets should be shaped a certain way, and who decided how much water is needed for every flush?

World Toilet Day was celebrated last November 19th, so we’re a little late to the party. But let’s take a look at the past, present, and future of toilets as we face an ever-growing sanitation problem (2.5 billion people currently don’t have access to clean and safe toilets) and water shortage (think of how much water is flushed down the toilet worldwide, every second of every day.)

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Past

Our ancestors didn’t fuss much when they had to go to the loo. In fact, there probably wasn’t even an actual bathroom because any place with tall grass or enough foliage could serve as a toilet of sorts. Pits on the ground were basically dug for people to poop in. Other people’s “toilets” were simply pots that they squatted over and took a dump in as the need arose. There are still places in the world where people still do this though, so it’s not that far back into the past as most people would think.

As sewers were built, toilets became more like the toilets of today: they were built with vertical chutes that directed the waste into cesspits, while others used flowing water to move the waste down the drain.

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Present

Our current toilet, the flush toilet, was designed by Sir John Harrington in 1596. In 1775, the first patent for the flushing toilet was issued to Alexander Cummings. The designs were modified and further developed over the years, which eventually led to the toilets of today.

As people continued to innovate, accessories and add-ons were designed to make the pooping process more comfortable and hygienic. For example, the adjustable toilet seat allows people with big bottoms to take a dump without tipping over or losing their balance. Meanwhile, add-ons like the Bio Bidet BB 2000 Bliss offer fancy upgrades like wireless control, hybrid water heating system, water pulse, and even massage cleaning features to take personal hygiene to the next level.

The modern bathroom experience is further enhanced by products like the automatic toilet paper dispenser (which is perfect for germophobes) and the glowing toilet night light (since we all go for that midnight pee every once in a while.)

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Future

At this point, you might be thinking: toilets are fine as they are. Is there really a need to tweak its design or change it, when there are so many things that could benefit from that attention and those efforts instead?

Well, you’ve probably already heard about Bill Gates and how he’s pushing people to come up with alternative designs to the current toilet through the Gates Foundation. Unfortunately, while most of them are green, multi-purpose, and energy efficient, the designs have been dubbed as too high-tech and too expensive.

There’s the Fluid Wall, a concept design that tacks on all bathroom fixtures onto a single wall to save space. And then there’s the Wellbeing Toilet, pictured above, which won an award at a toilet design competition in the UK. First of all, it integrates ergonomics and encourages people to be in the right position when they poop to lessen muscle strain. Second, it’s smart: it has a built-in system that analyzes pee for conditions like diabetes, kidney disease, or even pregnancy.

While none of these seem like viable and practical designs for mass production, someone is bound to come up with a good enough alternative as more people continue to toil over the toilet’s redesign.

[via GizmodoAbout, & Wikipedia]

This Adjustable Toilet Seat Can Keep Any Size Butt Comfortable

This Adjustable Toilet Seat Can Keep Any Size Butt Comfortable

As much as we’d like to ignore them, toilet seats are an extremely part of our every day lives as they help keep us comfortable while we’re sitting on our toilets thinking long and hard what the meaning of life is. But what if you’re someone who can’t be contained by a “normal” toilet seat as you’re just too big to fit onto it? Well – a new adjustable toilet seat might just be what your large rump as been waiting for. (more…)

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    Pola Roll: Greatest Toilet Paper Dispenser Ever

    While you’re sitting on the pot, the last thing you want to see aimed at your butt is a camera. But in this case, I’ll make an exception. Yes, what you’re looking at here is a toilet paper roll holder made to look like an old Polaroid Land 1000 instant camera.

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    Just set the Pola Roll on your toilet tank or hang it on the wall, load it up with a roll of T.P., and get down to business. As an added bonus, Charmin is so much less expensive than that overpriced SX-70 instant film.

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    The Pola Roll is available from doiy. design for €19.95 (~$28 USD). Toilet paper sold separately.

    I only suggest that you move quick if you want one, before Polaroid’s lawyers try and flush this thing down the toilet.

    Toro’s Bedside Flushable Toilet Is Able To Travel Right To You

    From time to time while I’m writing some of the most amazing and thought-provoking stories on Ubergizmo, I get the urge to make a visit to the powder room to freshen up. That short visit takes time away from sharing my genius with you all, but if I had something like Toro’s Bedside Flushable Toilet, I could simply… uh, “freshen up” while I write my stories. Brilliant!

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    Poo-pourri Stops Eau de Toilet

    A lot of people I know hate having to go to the bathroom in public places or in homes that aren’t theirs. It’s an understandable preference, considering the fact that nobody likes to stink up someone else’s home.

    But it’s a fact of life: whether you like it or not, poop is going to stink.

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    You can, however, contain the smell with Poo-pourri, and it doesn’t involve spraying perfumes and fresheners all over the place. The former option seems better, as the latter often results in a strange hybrid perfume-poop smell that probably will smell even worse.

    Poo-pourri contains a blend of natural essential oils that its makers claim can “trap” the smell in the bowl.

    Apparently, the oils in the spray create a film on the surface of the toilet water, making sure the smell stays in the bowl. Pou-pourri is offering a Best Smellers starter pack for $25(USD), which contains a 200-use Poo-Pourri Original spray and a handier 100-use Deja Poo spray.

    [via Laughing Squid]

    Glow In The Dark Toilet Seat Helps You Stay On Target

    Glow In The Dark Toilet Seat Helps You Stay On Target

    If there’s one thing we know you probably hate to do, it’s getting up in the middle of the night to handle some emergency business in the bathroom. Sometimes your body just doesn’t want to wait until you wake up, and needs to get whatever is currently inside you out immediately. When you finally make it to the bathroom, we know the last thing you want to do is turn on the light for fear of it blinding your sensitive peepers, which can make finding your toilet rather difficult. If you had the glow in the dark toilet seat, that’s one less thing you’ll have to worry about after a night of spicy Mexican food. (more…)

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    Glow in the Dark Toilet Seat: Pee Like TRON

    You know how it is. You get up in the middle of the night, shuffle into the dark bathroom, do your thing.(Forget the light. It’s too bright) Then you wake up in the morning to your wife slapping you and she makes you clean up your mess. That won’t happen with this awesome glow in the dark toilet seat.
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    Now you can always see where you are aiming. NightGlow has several versions available for $49.99(USD) each, and they light the way with either a blue or green glow. No matter how drunk you are, you will never have a problem in the wee hours of the morning again.

    This is what it’s like to live in the world of TRON. Your toilet seat can finally match your lightcycle.

    [via Thisiswhyimbroke]

    Fishbowl Toilet: Swim or Get off the Pot

    Do you love fish? I mean really love fish? To the point where you have to watch them swimming as you pee? If the answer is yes, then don’t flounder and check out this fishbowl toilet today.

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    Or if you want to send a gangster style message, give it as a gift with a note attached saying that “Luca Brasi pees with the fishes.” Just replace Luca Brasi’s name with your friend’s name. And yes, they will be peeing with the fishes.

    Poor fish. That’s just how they wanted to live their life, watching other life-forms excavate their bowels and bladders.

    [via Thisiswhyimbroke]