At Least No One Can Hear What You’re Doing In These Musical Rhythmic Potties

In an attempt to make the often overused and undermaintained portable toilets not the worst part of a music festival in Argentina, the organizers decided to make a bank of stalls one of the musical acts. More »

Potty Training’s Way Easier When Your Kid’s Distracted With an iPad

CTA Digital never fails to disappoint at CES. In past years the company has delivered some of the craziest gaming and iPad accessories, and this year they manage to both raise the bar and hit a new low with the iPotty. More »

Smartphone-Controlled Toilet Includes Built-in Speakers So You Can Listen to Music, Costs Nearly $5,000

“Welcome. I am honored to accept your waste” says the Japanese toilet to Homer Simpson as a rainbow springs from the bowl. Japan is full of toilets from the ingenious to the insane and the country has built up a reputation as the origin of some of the world’s most multi-functional commodes. More »

This Is the Best Toilet to Ever Play Goalie

Although it’s probably completely against Fifa regulations, Japanese luxury toilet maker Toto has turned one of its commodes into what has to be the greatest soccer goalie ever. It’s a step-up from the company’s Poop-Powered Toiletcycle. But as impressive as it is, it’s still pretty useless as far as toilet innovation goes. More »

What Happens When You Flush a Toilet on an Airplane?

Aircraft lavatories have come a long way since the early days of commercial air travel. Early flyers used slop buckets, and WWII pilots tossed piss-filled bottles out of unpressurized windows (seriously). More »

Game of Thrones Wall Decal Makes Your Toilet Fit for a King of Westeros [Toilets]

It’s all but guaranteed you’ve got at least one throne in your home that everyone fights to sit on. And thanks to the PeelAndStickDecals Etsy shop, you can make it feel as grand as the throne that serves the ruler of the Seven Kingdoms. More »

Pee Pro Urinal Target Turns Your Toilet Into a Carnival Game [Urinals]

The easiest way to get anyone to do anything is to make the task fun and enjoyable. And while it’s sad that gents have to be coerced into properly using a urinal, the Pee Pro promises to promote accuracy by encouraging every user to be as on-target as possible. More »

TOTO Invites You to Tailor Your Dining Experience Based on Fanciness of Toilet [Toilets]

TOTO, makers of the fanciest toilets and toilet seats on this side of reality, are so eager to get your to try out their hi-tech commodes, they’ve put together a list of all the restaurants in the USA that have installed a TOTO Washlet in their washroom! More »

Toilet Paper: A Brief and Sometimes Painful History [Toilet Paper]

Seinfeld excelled at criticism of the everyday. A few months ago, in a fine essay in the NY Times, Sam Anderson suggested that Roland Barthes was the father of pop cultural criticism and that we are all now cultural critics in the Barthian vein, “decoding everything.” Perhaps. But if Barthes gave us serious criticism of popular culture, Seinfeld taught us to be ironic critics of the utterly mundane. Case in point: toilet paper. More »

Why Toilets Are Still Made of Porcelain [Giz Explains]

We’ve been sitting on the same kind of crapper for centuries. Sure, the plumbing has gotten more tucked away and seats are now fashioned out of all sorts of materials and styles (including plush vinyl embroidered with cats), but as far as the toilets themselves go, hundreds of years after they were invented, they’re still largely porcelain. More »