Everything You Need To Not Stink Up the iPhone 5 Line [Toolkit]

You’re excited to get your hands on the new iPhone 5, but at what cost? If you missed out on pre-orders and don’t want to spend hundreds of dollars scoring an early unit on eBay, your only recourse is to find a line and start waiting. More »

Everything You Need To Live a Cheap and Disposable Cardboard Lifestyle [Toolkit]

Whether you’re looking to minimize the amount of crap you own, reduce your footprint on the environment, or just don’t have enough money to buy nice things—you can find cardboard equivalents of almost everything you can think of. And besides being cheap, they’re easy and guilt-free to dispose of. More »

Everything You Need To Completely and Utterly Humiliate Your Pet [Toolkit]

Your pet gives you nothing but undying love and affection from the crack of dawn until they curl up by your feet at night. So why not repay their selfless admiration with toys and accessories that make them look and feel like nothing but a sight gag? Here’s everything you need to completely and utterly humiliate your pet, leaving no doubt that stain they left on the living room rug wasn’t an accident. More »

Everything You Need To Enjoy Tennis Greats Smacking Some Balls Around [Toolkit]

If you didn’t get enough of the world’s greatest tennis players demolishing their competitors at the Olympics, the U.S. Open is another opportunity to watch these titans of tennis smack around fuzzy green balls. More »

Everything You Need To Outfit a Kick-Ass Dorm Room [Toolkit]

When it comes to outfitting your college dorm room there are obvious amenities you’ll need to bring with you. Like a computer, a TV, multiple gaming consoles, and at least a couple of changes of clothes. More »

Everything You Need To Make Sure Your Kid Is the First Person On Mars [Toolkit]

For the time being NASA is happy to send rovers and orbiters to study and explore Mars, but eventually the time will come when mankind is going to want to visit the red planet for ourselves. And there’s a good chance the first human to set foot on Mars could be just an infant right now. More »

Everything You Need To Stage Your Own Backyard Olympics [Toolkit]

Every few years the Olympic games brings the world together to watch the planet’s finest athletes compete for the gold medal—assuming you’ve got the money to travel the globe and can afford the ridiculous markups charged by restaurants and hotels in the host city. Not to mention trying to get tickets to the best events without selling your soul. More »

Everything You Need To Make Flying as Comfortable as Your Actual Vacation [Toolkit]

Vacations are supposed to be a chance to travel to an exotic locale, enjoy a week of rest and relaxation, and leave your worries behind. But if your destination can only be reached by plane, your trip ends up being wrapped in hours of stress while you’re flying to and from your vacation spot. More »

Everything You Need To Make Roughing It Not So Rough [Toolkit]

It’s that time of year again. To enjoy the great outdoors, we’re supposed to spend our precious few weeks of vacation abandoning all the luxuries we work so hard buy, then hike deep into mother nature, and rough it for a few days like our ancestors did. More »

Everything You Need For Tonight’s MLB All-Star Game [Toolkit]

This evening Major League Baseball’s brightest stars will gather for a half-hearted nine innings at Kansas City’s Kauffman Stadium. It might not be the most exciting game of the year, but it’s the easiest way to catch all of your favorite players in one night. So while you prepare to have a few friends over to watch the gamestravaganza, here are a few last-minute suggestions to make the evening even more authentic. More »