Ride Out North Korea’s Preemptive Strike in These 24 Cold War Fallout Shelters

With North Korea’s missiles at the ready—pointless though that may be—we may not be far from another mini-Cold War. With the potential end of civilization at the hands of a pudgy, late-20s Dennis Rodman fan looming, there’s only one thing that can protect the American public: bunkers! More »

How to Make Windows 8 Look and Feel Like Windows 7

If you have a PC with Windows 8 but miss Windows 7, there’s no need to downgrade. Following a few simple steps, you can make Microsoft’s current operating system look and feel almost identical to its predecessor. Here’s how to bring back the Start menu and the attractive aero glass theme how to hide other Windows 8 elements like the Charms menu. More »

Three Crazy James Bond Villains Were Caught Trying to Cut Through The Internet’s Undersea Cables

While the Internet at large was freaking out about an apocalyptic attack that wasn’t really happening yesterday, something nefarious was going down at the bottom of the sea. Egyptian authorites found a trio of divers down there attempting to sever a crucial submarine communications cable. More »

Razer Edge Review: So Heavy, So Expensive, So Awesome

A gaming laptop in a tablet. It’s a thought experiment that raises a whole host of questions: Is that even possible? Can it possibly be good? Would anyone even want it if it were? And finally: How much does it cost? The Razer Edge’s answers translate roughly to “Yes!”, “Sort of.”, “Maybe?”, and “Erm, you better sit down.” More »

That Internet War Apocalypse Is a Lie

You might’ve read some headlines today—in very reputable publications—saying that there’s an online attack underway. The biggest in history. Enough to slow down the internet. This would be exciting and scary, except it’s just not true. More »

Smartphones Have Ruined Our Ability to Make Wasted Fools of Ourselves

The modern smartphone, for all its utility as a way of capturing crimes in process, waddling babies, and public disasters, has one chilling effect on society: it’s now dangerous to get insanely fucked up in public. And that’s a damn shame. More »

Meet the Lucky People Who Suddenly Owe Google $1500

We already know the first, lucky six who have the honor of paying Google $1,500 in exchange for Glass and the adventures and general ridicule that will follow. But now, @projectglass is in the process of announcing the rest of the lucky winners by replying individually to each of their past #ifihadglass tweets. Here’s a sampling of the trailblazers in all their glory. There will be 8,000 in total. More »

North Korea Photoshopped Its Hovercraft Fleet To Make It Look Less Terrible and Sad

There’s nothing like a little Photoshop touch-up to make your navy look like more toned, suppled, and fearsome than it ever really could be. First Iran used a little editing magic to put its jets “in the air” and now North Korea is getting in on the fun as well. A glamour shot of the nation’s recent hovercraft exercise shows a couple of its models looking suspiciously similar. More »

Buzz Aldrin’s Moon Toothbrush (And Much, Much More) Is For Sale

Now that the Bonhams’ controversial space memorabilia auction finished a few days ago, we can focus on the next big gig: the 2013 April 18 Space Exploration Signature Auction by Heritage Auctions. This is an amazingly huge pile of 549 lots, full of highly desirable must-have items for the space enthusiast. More »

Adidas Energy Boost Running Shoes Review: For Once, New Shoes That Live Up to the Hype

Adidas isn’t the first company you think of when you think running. But its new Energy Boost shoes are getting a lot of hype. “Breakthrough for running shoes,” they say. Big claims, but surprisingly, backed up by the performance. More »