The Walking Dead Beach Towel Is Perfect for Vacations on Dead Island

The winter was long and cold in many parts of the country, but thankfully it’s almost over for most of us. If you are gearing up to hit the pool, lake, or beach sometime soon you may need a new towel to take with you. Fans of The Walking Dead will be hard pressed to find a cooler towel than this.

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This is a Walking Dead officially licensed towel that says “Don’t open, dead inside.” It has chained doors and zombie hands reaching through to eat the yummy meat sack on the other side.

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The towel is made from cotton and no walkers were harmed in its construction. It measures 59″ x 29.5″ and can be purchased for $19.99(USD).

I’ve always wondered why no one set up camp on a beach since you wouldn’t have to worry about Walkers sneaking up behind you. The beach is a good idea unless Walkers can swim or creepily walk across the bottom of the ocean and pop out unexpectedly.

Stick ‘em Magnetic Towels: Stick ‘em Wherever You Want

Towels in the kitchen. Where do you put them? Some people put them on the oven handle, other’s on the fridge handle. But what if you don’t have a handle on your fridge door? That’s where these Stick ‘Em Magnet towels come in handy.
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You don’t want your towel to end up on the floor, but in the kitchen that is a serious possibility. The Full Circle Stick ‘Em Magnet Kitchen Towel will attach itself to the fridge so that it’s always handy.

They say that it’s super soft, absorbent, and the best news is that it will cost you around $12(USD). Why sew a magnet onto your own towel, when you can just buy one? Who needs the extra work? This handy towel will make life easier.

[via The Red Ferret]

Take Your Game Boy to the Beach Without Worrying About Getting Sand in It

Whether you’re Game Boy or a Game Girl, you need a new beach towel. You know you do. Especially if it looks like this. Inspired by the classic Nintendo Game Boy, ThinkGeek’s Beach Boy towel is the perfect thing for geeks having fun in the sun.

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Of course, looks are about where the similarities with an actual Game Boy diverge. Not only does this thing not play games, it won’t fit in your pocket either. Still, it’s pretty great, and you don’t have to worry about getting this Game Boy wet or full of sand while playing a round of Beachtris.

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So slather on a bottle or two of lotion and head on over to ThinkGeek, where you can get the Beach Boy/Game Boy towel for $19.99(USD).

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Geeky Hand Towels: Cleanliness is Next to Geekiness

Etsy seller Elizabeth Dean’s hand towels are embroidered with icons from classic videogames and sci-fi franchises, including Super Mario Bros., The Legend of Zelda and Doctor Who. They’re great for tidying up the occasional geekgasm. Actually I don’t know what that’s like and I don’t want to know.

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Just look at that Kirby hand towel. How can anyone resist that face? Plus it probably gets bigger as it gets wetter. I’m sorry I meant it gets bigger as you use it. Dammit lets just look at the pictures!

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You can order the hand towels from Elizabeth’s Etsy shop Seams Geeky for $10 to $13 (USD) each. That Star Trek towel will go where no towel has gone before. I’m going to stop now.

Memorize Pi While You Drink, Cook and Eat

Mathematics geeks will often use the number of digits of Pi they can remember as a measure of pride. While I might be able to get as far as 3.141592653589793, that’s about where I lose it. But with these special drinking glasses, I bet I’d be able to recite 100 digits in no time.

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TheUncommonGreen’s Pi series is printed several hundred digits of the mathematical constant – which for those of you who flunked math class is the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter. Duh.

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There’s a Pi pint glass ($36/pair), a Pi rocks glass ($36/pair) and a Pi shot glass ($20/each), so you can even memorize digits while you get drunk. I’m not sure how much those Pi coasters go for, though. And if you want to keep working on your math while you cook dinner, there’s a matching Pi kitchen towel.

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And when your guests arrive, you can help them learn Pi too, while they cut the cheese on this Pi plate ($55).

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But my favorite of the Pi series won’t help me memorize its digits at all – but it will help me drink more beer – and that’s the Pi bottle opener ($45).

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Towelmate Beach and Gym Towels Hide Valuables in Plain Sight

Have you ever been to the gym or the beach, and wanted a safe place to stash all of your gadgets? Look no further than Towelmate. These tech-savvy towels have zippered, water-resistant pockets that are designed to hold your essentials.

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Towelmate has a couple of different version available. All of them have hidden zippered pocket that are water-resistant, and will allow you to hide away your valuables. While they won’t replace a locker, they will most certainly keep away opportunistic thieves. It’s a given that you should probably find a way to hide the name of the brand, because it won’t take thieves long to figure this one out.

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However, if you stash away some not so valuable items like sunscreen and earbuds, then you shouldn’t worry too much. Towelmate towels cost between $25 and $45 (USD) each.

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