A Raw Chicken Hand Towel Is So Gross and So Clever

A Raw Chicken Hand Towel Is So Gross and So Clever

The scariest thing in your kitchen—besides maybe the biggest, sharpest knives—is chicken juice; ain’t nobody want salmonella. And what better way to have fun with that fear than by having a hand towel that looks eerily similar to a slimey, raw chicken carcass? "Yeah, just rub this on your hands and everything will be fine."

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