So You Want to Watch Porn in Your Dorm Room [User Manual]

Kids are flocking back to college, their noggins aching for facts and ultimate frisbee, or whatever. For some of you, it’ll be the first time living in a small room with another person. So, uh, how are you supposed to watch porn? More »

Using Facebook to Find Love [User Manual]

This headline might sound like the subject line of a crass spam email—but wait! You actually can use Facebook and Twitter as tools to get a date. No, really—shut up, we’re serious here! Just play it cool. More »

How to Deal with Someone Unfriending You [User Manual]

Facebook friendship is fleeting and borderline meaningless. But that doesn’t mean rejection and betrayal don’t sting. Getting dumped is horrible, painful, and guaranteed to happen. Here’s how to handle a devastating digital breakup. More »

It’s OK to Be a Hater Because Everything Is Bad [User Manual]

[Editor’s Note: I am not editing this. Because I do not know what it is. But you should read it. —Joe] More »

How To Defeat Your Enemies on the Internet [User Manual]

The internet began as a pure place, free of malice and bad manners. Today, rudeness and horror abound. More »

What to Do With the Digital Remains of a Failed Relationship [User Manual]

After the split, you’re left with an abandoned attic’s worth of stuff: on your phone and hard drive, in your inbox. It’s stuff that used to matter, and still does. It’s stuff that hurts. It’s stuff you loved. What do you do with it? More »

Four Times It’s Okay to Break Up Via Text [User Manual]

Unprovoked nuclear attack. Incest. Cheating at Scrabble. Breaking up via text message. In the minds of many, that latter act is the greatest of all crimes—but is that fair? Is it ever justified to textually end things? Yes! More »

How To Buy A Ton of Twitter Followers [User Manual]

We already gave you some genuine tips about how to be popular on Twitter. But earning thousands of followers and the adoration of the Internet takes time and effort. Don’t you know you can just—instantly, inexpensively—buy as much Twitter fame as you can handle? More »

Ignore All of Your Friends and Get Away With It [User Manual]

Smartphones are incredible social tools. They give us the power to ignore other people like never before. In fact, not having to ever speak to humans might just be the best part. Here’s how to block everyone, every time, without ever facing any consequences. More »

The Best Dating Site You’ve Never Heard of Is Too Smart for Its Own Good [User Manual]

Online dating is one of the internet’s great gifts to us in return for creating it—though most sites are pits of despair. But you haven’t heard of Tawkify. It’s amazing. It also tried to get me to hook up with a coworker. More »