Star Trek: the Next Generation Valentine’s Day Cookies: For Your Number One

This year, give her the gift of sugar in the shape of Star Trek things. Her heart will melt. Just ask her if she wants to go on a Data and tell her that Resistance is Futile. My holodeck or yours? Actually, just give her these cookies. Forget the cheesy lines.
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These amazingly geeky Star Trek: The Next Generation cookies come from Mike of Semi Sweet Designs. He’s like the suave bearded Riker of baked goods. I love how the uniforms are shaped like hearts. The detail is really great. They even have luster dust on the insignia pieces and disco dust for the transporter beam.

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Mike was even kind enough to share details on how to make your own Star Trek cookies. Make it so, number one. Be my Valentine.

[via Geekcrafts via Neatorama]

Giant Meter-Long Spaghetti Lets You Live Out Lady and the Tramp

Giant Meter-Long Spaghetti Lets You Live Out Lady and the Tramp

Valentine’s Day is less than a couple of weeks away, and if you’ve yet to plan a romantic evening with your sweetheart, don’t sweat it. This tube of meter-long spaghetti lets you recreate that famous scene from Lady and the Tramp. Because what’s more romantic than a couple of runaway dogs fighting over table scraps in a back alley?

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Legendary Hero 8-Bit Heart Bouquet Beats Flowers

Sure, you could give your sweetie some flowers this Valentine’s Day and make it just like all the rest, but wouldn’t it be better to get her something to celebrate her geeky side? Here, take this Legendary Hero 8-Bit Heart Bouquet. It’s dangerous to go alone.
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Flowers die, but video games are forever. This 3D foam cutout is the perfect gift for your significant other. It even includes a fold-out stand for displaying on a desk or table. There are also holes in the back so you can mount it on the wall.

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It is only $12.99(USD) from ThinkGeek. Cheap and awesome. You gotta love that. Get her some chocolate too. You have to have chocolate.

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Plush Kitten Bouquet Lets You Say It with Kitties

I am not a fan of Valentine’s Day. My wife always wants something expensive or changes her mind 57 times until I can’t remember what she wanted and I give up. I stopped buying flowers because the evil florists up the price of roses so much during the lead up to V-Day and the things will cut you with thorns and die in two days anyway.

I think I am going to go with the Plush Kitten Bouquet this year.

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This is just about what it sounds like. You can give your lady nine plush kittens. Being plush they are much more docile than real kittens, which wouldn’t likely appreciate being mounted on sticks, or shipped via UPS for that matter.

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The kitties can be removed from the sticks so you still have evidence six months down the road that you actually bought your girl a gift. The kitty bouquet is available now for $49.99(USD), which is cheaper than a dozen real roses in the weeks leading up to Valentine’s Day.

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Personalized M&M’s: Perfect for Sending Geeky Valentines

Valentine’s Day is coming soon and if you want to get your love a special geeky treat, these delicious personalized M&Ms could be the way to go. Not only are they delicious candy, each tiny, chocolate, M&M comes with a personalized message printed onto its surface.
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You can go all Han and Leia with “I LOVE YOU. I KNOW.” or the always popular Marty McFly an “I AM YOUR DENSITY.” Princess Bride junkies can go with “AS YOU WISH.” or Avatar fans might like “I SEE YOU.” Just about anything you can fit into 18 characters can be printed onto these M&Ms – though it probably has to be clean. Also, “I AM THE GATEKEEPER” won’t fit.

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You can also include clip art or upload images. Your custom candies will have a unique message and more importantly, they taste great. This is a gift that they will remember for years, or at least until they’ve eaten all of them. Order your custom M&Ms over at mymms.com.

Gentlemen, it’s White Day. Are you prepared?

Last month, on Valentine’s Day, I wrote that in Japan, it’s a good day – the gifts are for the guys…
But did you read the details in my post? In Japan (also in Korea) we have a special day called White Day. Please read the rules for that day about how to handle things with your girlfriend…
Let me also explain the concept of “giri choco” – translated to “obligation chocolate”. If you live in Japan, you probably received chocolate or some other …

Woman Uses Digital Board to Break Up With Her Lover

Woman Uses Digital Board to Break Up With Her Lover

A woman in Manchester (England) rented a digital board to tell her ex-boyfriend that she’s breaking up. The digital board is placed at a petrol station in Manchester, where the ex-boyfriend usually takes his lunch . It appears that the woman was not only angry, but wanted to humiliate her ex-boyfriend as well.  The message on the board read “I’m leaving you for Gary. Your clothes are at your mum’s. I’ve change the locks.” “Sorry to do this on Valentine’s Day. Laura.”

Interestingly Jordan Wilson took a picture of the digital board and tweeted it. Now the picture has gone viral on twitter.  We don’t really know what caused “Laura” to take this course of action against “Dan”. We don’t even know why she would choose Valentine’s Day to do such a cruel thing. Maybe “Dan” deserves it. Or maybe “Laura” is just a really mean woman. This act goes on to show that human psyche is just weird when it comes to relationships. Would you ever break up in such public (and cruel) manner? Have you seen such break-ups before?

By Ubergizmo. Related articles: Harrison Ford Coming Back As Han Solo In New Star Wars Film?, 10-Ton Meteorite Crashes In Russia Injuring Nearly 1,000 People,

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