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We have heard of many stories concerning a message in a bottle in the past, but here we are with something totally different – the £59.99 Medea L.E.D Vodka adds a new twist to that particular saying, and you can call it a “message on a bottle” instead. Yes sir, this rather generous container that holds a transparent tipple which Russians absolutely love to drink (as well as many other cultivated tastebuds around the world, of course), has its fair share of technological infusion which would mean your less eloquent self after taking a fair number of swigs of the bottle can be offset by the Medea L.E.D Vodka – where you have carefully pre-programmed the right kind of message for all and sundry to read later on.

Basically, each Medea L.E.D Vodka bottle will be accompanied by an electronic ‘ticker’, allowing you to display up to half a dozen different messages in bright LED lights across the face of your bottle. This means you can look even cooler than ever before as you make your way through the crowd, looking at the rest of the working class smugly while you lounge in the VIP section of your favorite night club.

[ Medea L.E.D Vodka brings new meaning to “message in a bottle” copyright by Coolest Gadgets ]

I hope you liked my use of the word “moviegoer” in the title, since it is a real word. Just like “perfooligan,” a word that describes someone who is the perfect hooligan – the epitome of being a moron. (I take that spot, if you were wondering, so don’t even think about it.) This Buttered Popcorn Vodka opens up so many possibilities! Too scared to watch the Saw movies? NOT WHEN YOU’RE BOOZED OUT OF YOUR MIND! You know what – let’s just go crazy right now. We’re going to make some Toaster Strudel, and it’s three in the morning, and it’s not even three in the morning, because the only time I see is TOASTER STRUDEL TIME. “How many?” How many times I vomited or how many bottles of popcorn vodka?

You know, this is the weirdest thing I’ve posted about in a while, and I make some weird posts. I put a picture of a forty year old man in lizard body paint on my Tumblr, and guess what? SO MANY REBLOGS. I took a tip from Charlie Sheen, and it turns out that being BLAZED all of the time is the best time for creativity. *Tries to balance a shoe on someone’s nose*

Please, my friends, drink this Buttered Popcorn Vodka responsibly. Don’t make a fool of yourself as I did in the last couple of paragraphs, and never…. ever… use Twitter while you’re intoxicated. Those things shoot out into the internet-o-sphere, and you can’t get them back. EVER. That picture of your special area is probably on every Twitter feed in the state by now – even Anthony Weiner is laughing at you, and his last name is an informal term for male genitalia.

You can get the Buttered Popcorn Vodka for $13 at a place called Party All The Time And Drive Cars Into Swimming Pools The Party Source, if you’re into that kind of thing. I’d much rather that you didn’t waste your life by drinking it away, so I’ll give you a few articles to feast on instead: the Beard Cozy for your beer cans and Star Wars Water Bottles. I just saved you thirteen bucks, friend.

Jack Kieffer owns Cool Gizmo Toys, a blog full of geeky lists!