This animated Donkey Kong wedding cake just won best nerd cake forever

This animated Donkey Kong wedding cake just won best nerd cake forever

It’s going to be impossible to beat the glorious nerdness level in this wedding cake, which uses projectors to animate Mario on his quest to beat Donkey Kong and rescue Pauline. Unless they find a way to modify the sugar molecules to act as color displays.

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Severed Heads Cake: Till Death Do us Part

Man, this couple really takes the whole “till death do us part” thing seriously. This great wedding cake has both the bride and the groom decapitated. Well, two heads are better than one, even on a cake.

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This is either very romantic or very disgusting depending on your perspective. Yes this was actually a wedding cake and the bride and groom held their wedding at one of Austin’s Alamo Drafthouse cinemas, which seems appropriate.

I really thought that this was how Dexter was going to end, with a grand wedding and two decapitations. See what you missed out on Showtime? This could have been your haunting final scene. Oh well, in my mind that’s how it ended.

[via The Frisky via Incredible Things via Geekologie]

TARDIS Wedding Cake: Wibbly Wobley Wedding

Here’s a joke for you. If the Doctor got married, what would the TARDIS look like on the inside? Clean, without Mountain Dew cans all over the place, floral arrangements on the console, no drinking from the milk carton and the Doctor wouldn’t be allowed to put his feet up on the furniture anymore. See, because he’s married. Tough crowd.
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This fun Doctor Who wedding cake was created by the Imaginative Icing Bakery for some lucky couples’ nuptials. The Daleks represent the bitter fighting of wedding guests as they battle over the last pieces of cake.

We wish the couple all of the happiness that a TARDIS can hold.

[via That’s Nerdalicious via Geeks Are Sexy]

Next Time on Doctor Who: Dinosaurs on a Wedding Cake

I’m sorry guys, but that Dinosaurs on a Spaceship episode of Doctor Who… not so great IMHO. But if there is one good thing that came from that episode, it is this awesome mini episode called Dinosaurs on a Wedding Cake.

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They didn’t waste any time getting this cake made so soon after the episode. It looks like the entire thing is edible, even the rocks and sand. It was made by the Butter End Cakery. Obviously that isn’t the Doctor and Amy popping their heads out of the TARDIS. I assume that it’s the bride and groom.

Seriously guys, this cake is much better than the episode it’s based on. It’s twice as intelligent and twice as filling.

[via BTP via That’s Nerdalicious]


Borderlands Claptrap Wedding Cake: Save the Last Dance for Him

You know, I kind of like Claptrap from the Borderlands games, but I have to admit, he was also really, really annoying. Still, he made the game a little more interesting with his stupid banter. He’s just not as cool as R2-D2.

claptrapNow this Claptrap wedding cake may not move and say smartass things, but it is still pretty awesome. It was made by Black Sheep Custom Cakes and the details are so nice that it looks real.

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“Check me out! I’m dancing! I’m dancing!” Alright, just shut up and get in my mouth. Mmmmmmm yummy! Your dancing in my tummy you stupid pile of gears.

[via When Geeks Wed]


Dalek Wedding Cakes Are Dressed to Exterminate

Reddit user eclaire4186 received the best wedding gift ever when her sister had these Dalek cakes made for her. Her sister had been teasing her for months and then, just as they were wrapping up the wedding lunch, these two creatures were unveiled.
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Her sister found someone to make a Dalek Bride and Groom! A well-dressed Dalek bride and groom at that. If you are going to exterminate bachelorhood, this is the way to do it. Though I’m not sure about Daleks with pasty white skin, they look pretty cool.

For some reason, the groom Dalek reminds me of Winston Churchill. It’s probably the cut of the suit and the girth. He just needs a cigar. What a great sister!

[via Neatorama via Geeks Are Sexy]