14 Terrible Christmas Presents For 14 Terrible People

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We all have horrible people in our lives that we have to buy Christmas presents for -no matter how much we actually hate them.
These people can be some of the hardest people to shop for, which is annoying
since you don’t really want to buy them something anyway.

We’re
here to help with this year’s list of terrible Christmas presents for all the
worst kind of people in your life.

Domo Toaster Gives Bread More Bite, Won’t Harm Kittens

Domo Toaster Gives Bread More Bite, Won't Harm KittensCan’t get enough of Domo, NHK Japan’s lovable toothy mascot? Well guess what, your dreams have come true! Not only does the Domo Toaster brand an image of Domo-kun onto each and every slice of your morning toast, the toaster itself is styled to look just like Domo.

Diving Helps Keep Pigs Healthy, Makes Bacon Tastier

Diving Helps Keep Pigs Healthy, Makes Bacon TastierIt’s raining swine, hallelujah! A Chinese pig-farmer’s porkers perform daily dives from a 10-foot tall platform because, according to the farmer, the exercise results in healthier pigs that grow faster and taste better.

Bizarre Burger-Eating Doll Will Supersize Your Nightmares

Bizarre Burger-Eating Doll Will Supersize Your NightmaresThe “X-Ray MC Super Sized in Humberger, Devil version” clown doll from Japan’s Secret Base store looks like Ronald McDonald… if the fast-food mascot was reimagined by Tim Burton. The extremely disturbing, evilly-grinning doll features transparent skin exposing a pair of undigested burgers and a garish green glow-in-the-dark skeleton.

These Looks Aren’t Fashionable, But They’re Smart

Jaktogo clothing might be some of the ugliest on the market, but if you’re looking to skip baggage fees on your next flight, they might just be the smartest fashion mve you’ve made all year.

Chinese Hospital Nurses Respond to Emergencies on Scooters & Bikes

Chinese Hospital Nurses Respond to Emergencies on Scooters & BikesRace ya to the patient! China’s MCH Institute has issued nurses in its neonatal department three kick scooters and five bicycles, because real emergencies demand a wheelie fast response. It works, too: in real-world testing the “assisted” nurses arrived an average 7 seconds faster.

Bizarre By Design: The Top 10 Weirdest Japanese Buildings

Bizarre By Design: The Top 10 Weirdest Japanese BuildingsJapan may be the place where conformity is king but their architects never saw the memo. These 10 weird, wild and even wooly Japanese buildings take the concept of multistory strangeness to a higher level, albeit one that the elevator will still stop at.

Top Four Cases to Jazz Up Your iPhone and Show Off Your Personality

iPhone CasesApple has sold over 108 million units since the first iPhone was released in 2007, and they’re still going strong. Naturally, that means there are millions of people all over the world who have the exact same phone as you do. But while the actual phone might be the same, they don’t have to look the same, given the wide selection of iPhone cases available.

Restored Fresco Curry: A Tasteful Tribute to a Terrible Touch-Up

Restored Fresco Curry: A Tasteful Tribute to a Terrible Touch-UpJapanese artist, blogger and curry cook Takeda Take has taken the disastrously (but hilariously) botched restoration of the Spanish fresco “Ecco Homo” to a new, delicious level.


Hello Kitty Bathroom Tissue Really Makes Scents

Hello Kitty Scented Bathroom TissueHello Kitty doesn’t just look cute, Sanrio’s most popular character EVAR now enchants our olfactory bulbs with the sweet scent of strawberry or melon! And what better place for Japan’s queen of cute to emanate these awesome aromas then your bathroom?