This Is Why You Should Always Use the Parking Brake

Thank god for security cameras. Otherwise, we might never have been able to bear witness to this incredible scene of a FedEx delivery gone horribly wrong.

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Always Clear the Porn From Your Browser Before Going on TV

Always Clear the Porn From Your Browser Before Going on TV

Someone over in the production department at Chicago’s WGN news station is apparently learning about internet best practices the hard way today. This very unlucky employee managed to get their little Pornhub Mobile habit splashed all over the local news—and, naturally, the internet took notice.

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“Worlds’ Oldest Diamonds” Turned Out to Be Leftover Cleaning Supplies

"Worlds' Oldest Diamonds" Turned Out to Be Leftover Cleaning Supplies

Back in 2007, scientists found evidence of our planet’s first continents in the form of 4.3 billion-year-old diamonds—old as the very Earth itself. And these diamonds were finally going to give us the insight into the evolution of Earth’s crust that we’ve been searching for. Now, six years later, there’s just one little problem: Those tiny gems? Actually tiny leftover bits of polishing grit. Whoops.

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“Death Ray” Architect Blames His Car-Melting Skyscraper on Sunny Days

"Death Ray" Architect Blames His Car-Melting Skyscraper on Sunny Days

London made headlines this week for a uniquely modern phenomenon; the city’s newest skyscraper is reflecting the sun into an insanely powerful “death ray” that can start fires and fry eggs. Now, the building’s architect has spoken out: "We made a lot of mistakes with this building, and we will take care of it."

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