Screwdriver Wine Bottle Stopper: How a Man Corks Wine

Forget the cork. A real man uses tools to protect his wine and keep it fresh. This technique was probably discovered when some guy was enjoying a glass of wine in the tool shed and simply used what he had on hand.
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This quality bottle stopper is designed to fit most standard sized bottles and is made of stainless steel. One added benefit of the screwdriver top is that it’s easy to grip. Though it won’t be tightening any screws any time soon.

It is only $10.95(USD) from HomeWetBar. Don’t let your wine go bad. Shove a screwdriver in that bottle and keep things fresh.

[via This Is Why I’m broke]

Borg Wine Stopper: Sobriety is Futile for Seven of Wine

Your wine is about to be assimilated and there is nothing you can do about it. This Borg Wine Bottle Stopper from Venessa of The Wine Pirate is about to assault your open bottle of Sonoma red.
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It will hover right on top, keeping your wine safe and fresh, looking menacing and imposing as it decides whether or not to send Locutus as an emissary and warn you of their intentions.

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This awesome bottle stopper even lights up with a nice eerie green glow. Batteries are included and are replaceable. This makes a great conversation piece for your next Star Trek themed dinner party.

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The Borg Wine Stopper sells for $21.99 (USD). The seller has all kinds of other geeky wine stoppers in her shop too. Be sure to check them out.