Amazon Deletes Woman’s Account and Kindle Data, Refuses to Explain Why (Updated)

Amazon’s terms of service grants it basically god-like authority over its domain, but we all buy in because we believe that the company will be benevolent with its power. That’s not always the case. Here’s the story of a user whose account was deleted and her Kindle wiped with no explanation whatsoever. More »

Why Counterfeit Ketchup Is Exploding in New Jersey

In a warehouse in New Jersey, some messy, weird stuff went down. There was an explosion, but not just any explosion: a counterfeit ketchup explosion. No, nobody was trying to sabotage the illicit shipment, there’s some science behind it. More »

These Disgustingly Gross Home Offices Will Make You Vomit

We’ve seen some pretty beautiful desktop setups with gorgeous monitors and spotless desks—these desktop setups are not those. In fact, you can think of them as the complete opposite. These home offices are foul, filthy, disgusting, awful and come from the hoarder devil’s armpit. You can smell the stench through the pictures. Try not to look or you’re going to throw up. More »

Wear This Goggle Hood Jacket and You Deserve Every Snowball Sent Your Way [Coats]

Apparently wearing puffy down-filled jackets in the winter doesn’t look ridiculous enough. So for $424 you can upgrade your winter wear to the Matt Nylon Hooded Down Jacket which comes with a zip-around hoodie sporting integrated snow goggles and ventilation holes so you don’t suffocate. Although, that could be a better fate than venturing outside in this. More »

Watch a Microsoft Exec Hilariously Rap with a Rapper About F*cking Two B*tches [Watch This]

Microsoft exec Michael Angiulo had a pretty good day today: Microsoft Surface, an awesome product he helped make and introduce, opened up for pre-orders and this beyond awesome rap he did with rapper Too Short for his 40th birthday came out to the public. This guy is my new favorite technology executive. More »

A Girl’s Stomach Was Removed Because She Drank a Liquid Nitrogen Cocktail [Wtf]

When you’re celebrating your birthday, it’s completely normal to get a little crazy! Everybody does it. So you have to feel sorry for poor Gaby Scanlon, a British teenager, who ended her 18th birthday night with an emergency operation to remove her stomach. What? It’s because she drank a cocktail that had liquid nitrogen. More »

I Can’t Stop Reading the Texts Women Send in to HeTexted [Dating]

Ladies, we need to talk. Everyone needs advice sometimes, but some of the texts you are sending into the cool/sad website HeTexted are just awful. More »

Watch Porn on Pornhub to Donate Money to Breast Cancer Research [Porn]

You’ll never feel better about watching porn (other than the last time you watched porn) on Pornhub because the site just announced that it will donate money for every porn video watched in the month of October. It’s for breast cancer research—a great, great cause. More »

That Chubby Guy Dressed As Batman Got Arrested Again [Wtf]

Mark Wayne Williams, the chubby Batman who was once arrested for dangling from a building, just got arrested again and yep, he was dressed as Batman at the time of the arrest. What did he do this time? More »

The Ridiculous High-Concept Inflatable Bike Helmet Is Finally Buyable [Helmets]

If you’re sick of your bike helmet and you’d rather have something that looks like a giant baseball mitt to protect your cranium, you’re in luck. After seven whole years of development, the Hövding invisible helmet is finally available for purchase. More »