Starbucks Wants to Turn Its Coffee and Old Baked Goods Into Laundry Detergent [Wtf]

Bean flavored water manufacturer Starbucks is not comfortable with just having more corners than Barksdale & Bell Associates, it wants to take over your house too—just not in the way you think. Instead, Starbucks wants to turn coffee grinds and old baked goods into laundry detergent and plastic More »

Man Walking and Watching TV at the Same Time Falls Through a Hole [Video]

Eoin is a poor guy who was walking while watching TV and juggling multiple things in his hands (his phone perhaps?) when he fell straight through the floor. Like, literally. A trap door in the ground was left open and he didn’t notice until he plunged completely through the hole. More »

Highly Questionable Study Says Energy Drinks Are Actually Good For Your Heart [Science]

Start stockpiling all the Pimp Juice you can fit in the attic, because a new study from a real actual doctor that didn’t print out a degree from the University of Phoenix online suggests that energy drinks are actually good for your heart. More »

Actual Musician Will.i.am to Premiere Actual Song on Mars Because No One’s Totally Sick of Him There Yet [Wtf]

This isn’t even a joke! Serious musician Will.i.am is premiering a new song tomorrow. On Mars. Broadcast through the Curiosity rover. And the name of said song, which also just for the record is not actually a joke, is “Reach for the Stars.” More »

The Wacky Words That Are Now in the Oxford Dictionaries Online: LOLZ, Photobomb, Mwahahaha and More [Wtf]

Dictionaries exist in between a rock and a hard place: jump on new words too late and they look like a dinosaur, add in words too early and they’re made into a mockery. Words are hard, yes, but some words don’t exactly need defining like some of these just added to the Oxford Dictionaries Online. More »

Best Buy Wants You to Spend $1000 on a HDMI Cable [Wtf]

Best Buy, who must think that if people are silly enough to shop there, they might be a big enough sucker to get ripped off on HDMI cables, is offering a “diamond” “high-speed” 2-foot HDMI cable for the most ridiculous price of $940. What a steal! More »

It Costs $35 Million to Send an HD Video Over SMS While Roaming on AT&T [Wireless]

AT&T has the following chart on their webpage which outlines roaming rates while outside the U.S. We’re going to concentrate on the text messages row, also known as SMS messages. More »

The Worst Job at Google: A Year of Watching Beastiality, Child Pornography, and Other Terrible Internet Things [Google]

People put terrible things on the internet. Very terrible things. And it’s someone’s job to make sure that regular people don’t run into them. But that is a terrifying job, and it understandably scars a lot of people who do it. Buzzfeed talked to one former employee who told the story. More »

Japanese Tape Dispenser Cuts Tape To Desired Length

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If you were told you could listen to the radio at a reasonable level in your cubicle and that you were going to be allowed to keep your stapler, this is probably the tape dispenser for you. The T-EM50 by Kokuyo will spit out tape at pre-determined lengths again and again, ensuring a perfect piece of tape every time.

Why would you need this? I suppose if you want to save tape or need a specific length for closing envelopes. Otherwise, this kind of absolute precision seems like a bit of office overkill. However, considering some Japanese ballpoint pens cost $57, it’s clear that the land of the rising sun is definitely serious about their supplies.

The T-EM50 costs about $200 and will be available in September.

via Press Release via Akiba


This Magical Microwave Gun Zaps Away Your Sweat Glands So You Won’t Sweat Anymore [Video]

The only reason why summer sucks? Sweat. It gets everywhere—your pits, your face, your back, your crotch—and turns summer into a slimy, sticky, smelly season. How do you stop it? Deodorant? Air Conditioning? No, mere mortal, a magical microwave sweat zapper gun! More »