Earlier this week, the fire department in Ibiza, Spain, were called to the local hospital to assist with a medical emergency. A man had trapped his penis and testicles in "armour plating." Armour plating is a sex toy. The firemen were required because they were the only ones with a big enough saw to get it off.
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This is Bazz. He’s a black Lab who lives in southern Australia with his owner, Josh Kennett. Other than that, he’s a perfectly normal pup. Except, you know, that he’s a dog beekeeper, with an incredible dog beekeeper suit to match.
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If you were an advertising executive tasked with selling chocolate milk, what approach would you take? Fun cartoon characters? Promoting the health benefits of calcium? Touting its delicious taste? Wrong, wrong, wrong. The right answer is to commission the creation of a fur coat hand-woven from over a million strands of male chest hair. Because nothing pairs better with food than human hairs.
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With the announcement that the Xbox One requires Kinect
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This is unsettling. The TSA found something wonkier and more gruesome than your usual box cutter or vibrator or even loaded gun this week: they found an actual human skull. Yeah. At Fort Lauderdale Airport, TSA screeners discovered that the remains of a human skull and its teeth were hidden inside clay pots. The skull was mixed in with the dirt. More »
If you could do anything—anything—for a living what would it be? Well that’s dumb; it would be “looking at porn.” And though you may not be so lucky, someone working for China will be, boasting the prestigious title of Chief Porn Identification Officer. More »
If a girlfriend body pillow doesn’t ring your bell, don’t worry, there’s now a male alternative that includes all of its limbs and body parts—or at least most of them. More »
It’s time to cremate grandma. But what’s to come of the perfectly usable metal hip replacement she leaves behind? For the residents of several English cities, the answer lies in public signage. More »
Let’s start with what we know. This is called a Flash Blue Side String (NSFW). It’s made by a French undergarment company called Alter out of a “high elastic” content fabric. Here’s what we don’t know: Literally anything else that is going on here. More »
In a display of blatant disregard for Nancy Reagan and her pleas to the contrary, Russia’s bears, no longer able to resist the sweet temptation of gasoline, have found themselves suffering from a good, ol’ fashioned jet fuel addiction. More »
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