Nov 09
This is dumb. This is so goddamn dumb. Dumber than a bag of hammers. So dumb it’s making my ears bleed. Dumb, dumb, dumb. DUMB. But I love it. Perpetual energy wasting machine, I love you. [Thanks Karl!] More »
Nov 09
If You’re Buying a $200 iPad From a Stranger at the Gas Station at Least Look at It First
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Some things just sound too good to be true, like dirt cheap Apple products for instance. It generally turns out that it’s because they are, as an unfortunate Texas woman found out after purchasing an “iPad” from a stranger at a gas station for $200. She got a pretty sweet mirror though. More »
Oct 26
Truckers of the world! No matter how many times you try it, no matter how much you duck inside your cabin as get through it, no matter how strongly you believe the warning signs don’t apply to you, your vehicle is never going to be able to survive an encounter with Durham’s 11-foot 8-inch tall bridge. More »
Oct 19
I love good World War II stories. They are always fascinating—although (too) often sad and dramatic. Sometimes, though, they are simply amazing. Like the tale of Ronald Brown, a soldier who stepped on a land mine in France and lived in silent pain with a shocking 6 ounces (170 grams) of shrapnel in his knee. He didn’t mention it once. More »
Oct 19
As a teacher, what you do with your time and your iPhone camera and your body outside of school are your own business. But if you do happen to take sexxxy pictures of yourself at home, it may not be the best idea to upload them to iCloud. Why not, you ask. Because if you do, four of your students will borrow the school iPad associated with your iCloud account, open up iPhoto, and be scarred for life at having been exposed to your grownup boobs. More »
Oct 19
Trekkie Dating Site Helps Geeks Boldly Go Where Non-Trekkies Go All the Time
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We all need love, and finding someone with common interests is pretty key to making that happen. Why risk ridicule from wearing a Worf mask in your Match.com profile picture? You want site where your geekiness isn’t judged, but celebrated. More »
Oct 19
Sorry, kids. Pack it up. Those little wings do make you look like a fairy, and the wand is a nice touch, but we decided not to have the costume contest this year. Why not? Oh, because this zombie venom throat-mouth is the most ridiculous thing we’ve ever seen. More »
Oct 12
If You Have the Tiniest Penis in Denmark, You Will Get a Free iPhone 5 [WTFriday]
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How far will you go to get a free iPhone 5? What about embarrassing yourself in front of your entire country claiming that you have the tiniest penis in your homeland? More »
Oct 12
How far will you go to get a free iPhone 5? What about embarrassing yourself in front of your entire country claiming that you have the tiniest penis in your homeland? More »
Oct 12
Pregnant Doll With Pregnant Fetus Confirms the Apocalypse Is Nigh [WTFriday]
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Sex education is an important tool for minimizing the spread of certain diseases and unwanted pregnancies, but how far is too far? If you’ve ever asked yourself that question, here’s the answer. This Baby’s First Baby doll comes with a tiny fetus it’s apparently just given birth to. And the doll’s packaging boasts that the baby’s baby is pregnant too. How horrifically awful. More »
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