It’s Dangerous to Go Alone! Take This Throw.

It’s probably the most oft repeated seven-word phrase in the history of gaming – but the admonition by the old man in The Legend of Zelda are wise words for life in general. After all, you should always bring a trusty companion on your life’s adventures.

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With the help of this handmade throw from Penelope and Clyde, you’ll be able to cuddle up under this pixelated prose whenever you nod off or need to keep warm in your cold dungeon. The 4’3″ wide by 3’4″ long throw is made from acrylic yarn, love and a big bag of pixels.

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So grab your sword and shield and battle your way through some Octoroks on the way to Etsy, where you can grab this for $160(USD). Now when are they going to make this version?

Tenor Rupee Ocarina: Play it, Don’t Spend It

If you want a good Ocarina, it can cost you a lot of rupees, but this particular Ocarina happens to resemble a rupee. Pretty sweet. And no pots were smashed to unearth it.

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This tenor Rupee ocarina has 6 holes and plays in the C-major key. It measures about 3-inches-long and has a range of 10 notes, including sharps and flats.

I know, it’s pretty cool. What you really want to know is, how much does it cost? That would be $22(USD) and it comes with a neck strap and a fingering chart to help you learn your favorite Zelda songs.

Just be careful you don’t spend it by accident.

[via Geeks Are Sexy]

The Legend Of Zelda: Majora’s Mask Mod Places Nicholas Cage’s Face On Everything

For several years now, it seems Nicholas Cage has been in every movie possible, or at least has attempted to be somewhat included in nearly every film. Because of that, the internet has decided putting his face on pretty much anything and everything should be a thing, the results of which will probably terrify you and make you wish you could have the power to unsee things. This might be one of those times.

YouTube user Criken created a video called “The Legend of Cage: Beneath the Mask” and what it highlights is a texture mod that replaces characters and pretty much anything else’s face in The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask with Nicholas Cage’s face. As we warned you earlier, this video is 13 minutes of just complete and utter weirdness. (more…)

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Legend of Zelda Handmade Teapot: A Link to the Pot & Five Cups

This beautiful ceramic teapot was handmade by Etsy seller/Zelda fan/punk potter Lauren Russell. She made it lovingly using white earthenware clay then carefully glazed it with non-toxic glazes. And Link wouldn’t think twice about breaking it open for a chance of scoring a rupee.

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Aside from the cool green color, it also a golden Triforce on one side and the red logo found on Link’s Hylian Shield in Twilight Princess on the other side. It can hold about 5 cups of liquid and is dishwasher safe.

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This teapot has already been bought, and it won’t respawn even if you leave the room and come back. But maybe you can contact Lauren and commission her to make you one.

[The Punk-n-patch via Insanely Gaming]

The Legend Of Zelda Sees Role Reversal

Househusbands, how are you the envy of other men out there who prefer to be in your shoes, where you are able to wake up late, have no kids to send to school yet, and basically keep the house in good working order, cooking dinner as the corporate, high-flying wife returns home from work. Well, role reversals are an interesting topic to explore, and an enterprising gamer decided to hack The Legend of Zelda, with Princess Zelda doing all of the swashbuckling work instead of Link.

Needless to say, the entire narrative will have to change from a brave man who is out to save a kingdom as well as a hot digitized chick, where a powerful warrior princess is now out to save her kingdom and a handsome in distress. I guess you might as well call this The Legend of Xena, Warrior Princess instead. You can check out the role reversal in the YouTube video above and have a good time reminiscing about the days of yore. What are some of the other games which you would like to see hacked, where the damsel in distress is now the savior of the game universe?

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Woman Hacks The Legend of Zelda, Makes Zelda the Hero: Warrior Princess

Like many of us, animator Kenna W. read about the Dad who hacked Donkey Kong so his daughter could play as Pauline and save Mario. The story reminded Kenna of how, as a kid, she was bummed out that she never got to play as Zelda in The Legend of Zelda. So she made her own wish come true.

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Kenna made a custom patch that makes Zelda the hero of The Legend of Zelda. She then used that patch to edit a ROM of the game. Kenna used a sprite editor called Tile Layer Pro to animate and replace Link’s sprites with the Hylian princess’ sprites. Her boyfriend wrote a Python script that allowed her to change the color of Zelda’s dress as well as edit the text on the game’s opening and closing scrolls.

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Finally, the moment you’ve been waiting for. Are you ready Zelda fans? Here it is, Kenna playing as Zelda!

This reminds me of the dad who hacked the text in Wind Waker for his daughter. Head to Kenna’s blog to find out more about her patch and how you can experience playing as Zelda as well.

[Kenna Draws Stuff via Kotaku]

Life-Size Papercraft Zelda: Let’s Hope Ganon Doesn’t Have a Lighter

This amazing paper sculpture is as close as you will ever get to a real life Twilight Princess. It’s life-sized, beautiful and made entirely out of paper.

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Hylian Shield Cake Won’t Stop My Knife

Hey! Listen! Shields are supposed to tough and durable so that they can protect you from swords and arrows and stuff. Not this shield. A knife attack will cut it to shreds. And then you get to devour it and eat it all up.
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This super nicely detailed Hylian shield cake was made by Redditor Riorus’s mom. One kid’s love of Zelda, a few layers of cake and fondant, and a mom’s love and knowledge of geeky baking are all it took to make this baked masterpiece.

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Look at how shiny this beautiful cake looks. You have an awesome mom, Riorus. I’ll bet he returns the favor and does something like this for his own kids one day.

[via Geeks Are Sexy]

Legend of Zelda Hylian Shield Backpack: Schoolward Shield

Just as the Hylian Shield – in its many incarnations – has protected Link from countless projectiles and attacks, so will this backpack protect your books, Nintendo handhelds and any stray rupees you find.

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Etsy seller Ivana Roso aka pepolina said she sewed the individual parts by hand, then put the backpack together using a sewing machine. She didn’t say what materials she used, although looking at it I think it’s made of synthetic leather.

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Here’s the backpack held as if it were actually a shield. Emulate at your own risk.

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You can order the Hylian Shield backpack from Ivana’s Etsy shop for only $60 (USD).

[via Insanely Gaming]

Legend of Zelda Key Hanger: Don’t Forget Your Keys!

It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this. No, not a sword, silly. Your house keys. This clever Zelda key hanger reminds you that you’d better take your keys with you when you walk out the door.

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This Zelda key hanger measures 7.25″ x 5.1″ and was made by Etsy seller April Iverson Jessi Stanfil who clearly knows how to grab her keys in style. It’s an awesome geek deal at just $17(USD). It’s available in 1, 2 and 3-hook versions. And it will hang on your wall with no damage to the wall thanks to some 3M picture hangers on the back. That makes it perfect for apartment dwellers – at least those who care about getting their security deposit back.

Grab your keys and head off to save your beloved princess.