Campaign Slogans for GOP Presidential Hopefuls

Sarah Palin — You think I sound goofy? Like the dog? Then you’re a bad American.

Chris Christie — Yeah, I’m running; you got a problem with that?

Mike Huckabee — Fatter than Jeb, thinner than Christie.

Ben Carson — If Herman Cain can do it — never mind.

Michelle Bachmann — Just for laughs.

Rand Paul — Pot yes, healthcare no.

Donald Trump — April fool!

Mitt Romney — The GOP’s Adlai Stevenson

Marco Rubio — President? No sweat!

Lindsey Graham — The closeted voter’s choice.

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