Feb 20
Gas prices have just gone up for the 33rd day in a row. This would be terrible news for the recovery, but luckily in last week’s State of the Union address, President Obama discovered the power to bend time with words, and used it to increase everyone’s mileage.
In case you missed it, he announced:
“We have doubled the distance our cars will go on a gallon of gas.” (applause)
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