Chrome Shark Guns Need Frickin’ Laser Beams

I think I have found the perfect weapons for the people in Sharknado 3 to use to fight off the toothy aquatic hoards. Check out these sculptures, they look like sharks with machine gun parts protruding from their bodies.

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The sculptures are from artist Christopher Shulz. If these were nightmare weapons, they would shoot shark teeth rather than bullets, which would be pretty awesome.

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Shulz describes his sculptures as, “3D metal sculptures combining sharks and guns that are meant to evoke a prescribed reaction from misinformation.” I’m not sure if he is going for commentary on how sharks are dangerous as guns or how guns are not dangerous or what. All I know for sure is that I want a shark gun. With a frickin’ laser beam sight.

[via Laughing Squid via Neatorama]

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