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Nov 11

CyberNotes: 20 of Life’s Unanswered Questions

Posted in: CyberNotes, Humor, Today's Chili

This article was written on November 02, 2007 by CyberNet.

Fun Friday

Friday is here once again! Today we thought we’d list some of life’s unanswered questions, and maybe you’ll have some time this weekend to ponder them.

Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Can you cry underwater?
When the French swear, do they say pardon my English?
Why when people ask you “what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?” no one replies, “A boat.”
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
Why do penguins have knees?
Why do blacklights look purple?
After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured, would they remember that they forgot?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is it called a TV “set” when you only get one?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can’t go that fast on any road?
Can blind people see their dreams?
Why do hot dogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10?
Why are boxing rings square?
Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Why is it called football when you hardly use your feet?