Hasta La Gadget!

Who said anything about a troubled economy? Austrian jeweler Peter Aloisson has crafted the “Kings Button,” a diamond-encrusted iPhone whose name refers to the 6.6-carat diamond planted on top of the handset’s Home button, MSNBC reports.

The jeweler also remade the case out of solid 18-carat yellow, white, and rose gold. Meanwhile, 138 cut diamonds (all of which are color “F,” whatever that means) form a swirling pattern as they encircle the case and the Home button diamond.

This gaudy beauty makes a great present at a cool $2.5 million, and is the perfect upgrade for owners of the I Am Rich app in Apple’s App Store. I have nothing else to say about this.