Getting a read on the squashed-flat bookmark

Dead Mark bookmark(Credit: Suck UK)
Dead Man bookmark(Credit: Suck UK)

Wanted: good-looking fella seeks book-loving gal; easily flattened by all the attention.

If he’s your guy, meet Dead Mark, the only man you’ll ever need in your life. Never mind the ominous-sounding name, Markie here’ll never give you grief. Instead, he’…

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