Today on Groupon, Greg H. from Cincinnati proposed to his girlfriend, Dana B, who apparently said yes (it says, the deal is on). Okay, it sounds gimicky, but I have to admit, it’s actually pretty cute. The deal is titled “A Surprise for a Dana from a Greg,” and by clicking “buy,” Dana accepted Greg’s proposal for $1 (she got $999,998 off the $999,999 value). What a deal!
Greg included a short proposal, which isn’t unlike most, “I want the amazing times to continue by spending the rest of my life with you–the sweetest, most beautiful, and smartest woman in the entire world.” Then in the deal explanation, he describes their lives (him, a engineer, and she, a NFL cheerleader) and their relationship (from movie nights to make-out nights), and he vows to “always eat the disgusting bacon from her plate while giving her his tender, delicious mushrooms.”
Groupon had fun with it and threw in some quirkiness. The Fine Print ireads: “Groupon entitled to no less than 15% of your marital bliss. Either party may develop a snoring problem. One or both participants will not always look like a 20-year-old. Good luck, you kids.” It also lists The Groupon Guide to: A Successful Marriage, which includes advice like having nacho Thursdays and watching The Negotiator to learn about compromise.
If you were also charmed by Greg and would like to purchase the deal, just click buy and you’ll receive the message “Congratulations Dana or Stranger. You are now unofficially obliged to marry Greg!.” Good deal!
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