We’re celebrating haiku poetry this week, so why not craft a special haiku for the members of Trump’s cabinet! You remember the haiku format, right? Just like Trump moving down the line of women at his Miss USA pageants: “5 … 7 … 5 …”
See, it’s easy!
Sean Spicer
After laying eggs
Every day for the press corp,
Spicer paints them, too
Steve Bannon
Bannon’s not Satan
But still … better show us his
birth certificate
Jared Kushner
Hi, Jared Kushner?
Here’s that green screen with custom
War sounds you ordered
Mike Pence
Mike Pence has a great
Relation with God, but what
If He is a Her?
Betsy DeVos
Retired teachers
Are more invested in school
Than Betsy DeVos
Rick Perry
Hire Rick Perry
To run a department he
Wants terminated
Ben Carson
Shh, Ben Carson, shh,
You said it yourself, you’re not
Qualified for this
Reince Priebus
Chief of Staff Priebus
Why are you hoarding all the
Letter I’s and E’s?
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