Hasta La Gadget!

Hey reader, are you a single lady age 22-46 who is a “spirited, erotic, non-[conformist]?” with “innate perceptiveness and spunk?” Good news. We may have just the guy for you, a 36-year-old 6’2 Australian ex-pat who is “87 percent slut.”

Of course, he’s not perfect. First there’s the fact that he’s hated by a number of the world’s governments for his role in leaking sensitive information. And then there are the rape charges–he’s currently being held on those.

WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange’s OkCupid dating profile has, fittingly, been leaked. The page contains such classied info as “Want a regular, down to earth guy? Keep moving. I am not the droid you’re looking for. Save us both while you still can” and “I like women from countries that have sustained political turmoil. Western culture seems to forge women that are valueless and inane.”

Upon reviewing the leaked profile, OkCupid CEO Sam Yagan confirmed it with the press, stating, “Yep, we believe it to be legitimate; it would have been quite an elaborate hoax otherwise.”

The profile hasn’t been accessed since 2006 (Assange has been a pretty busy guy, as of late)–so if this thing is indeed a hoax, someone’s done a really good job covering their tracks.

The question now is whether the profile might be used as character evidence for Assange, who describes himself as, “very protective of women and children.” The whole part about having “Asian teengirl stalkers” might be a little more troubling, however…