Could these lens filter coaster sets spell the end of humanity? Perhaps…
This set of Lens Filter Coasters would drive my parents crazy. Like tying a slice of buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropping it, the prospect of Joel Malone’s Kickstarter project would put my mother and father into an infinite spin.
Why? Because in their house, you must use a coaster. Always, with no exceptions. Second, electronic and photo gear is sacred, and must be handled as if it were a newborn kitten. My father still blames me for “breaking” a ten-year-old TV by somehow using the on-off switch wrong.
So you can see that protecting the tabletop by using a set of resin photo filters would create a strange loop in my parents’ house that would threaten the very fabric of space and time.
Thus, if you do decide to pledge the $40 needed for the UV set, or $50 for the colored filters, make sure you keep them far away from my Mum and Dad’s home. Unless you want the world to end, that is.
Lens Filter Coasters [Kickstarter]
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