Hasta La Gadget!

They always warned us that marijuana was a gateway to harder things, but never in our wildest dreams could we have imagined that it might lead to something so devious as soda. Now, before we go anything further, let’s keep in mind that, for about a dozen or so years, a bottle of Coca Cola contained around nine milligrams of cocaine.

By those standards, the advent of Canna Cola seems downright benign. After all, the stuff only contains a little THC–that’s the active ingredient in marijuana, for those not hip to the lingo. Each bottle has between 35 and 63 milligrams of the stuff.

Canna Cola, comes in 12 ounce bottles (that’s “12 mind-blowing ounces,” as the packaging phrases it), and comes in Grape Ape, Orange Kush, DocWeed (Dr. Pepper), Sour Diesel (7UP/Sprite), and the eponymous cola-flavor. The bottles run a pricey $10 to $15 a pop.

Fast Company compares the beverage to Four Loko, but these things will be confined to medical marijuana dispensaries, so at least theoretically, they’ll stay out of the hands of those who were felled by the ill-effects of caffeinated malt liquor