MyMassage Turns iPhone into Adult Toy
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Remember those “personal massagers” in the Sky Mall catalog? The ones that were always shown giving a relaxing vibratory buzz to the neck? Well, now you don’t even need to buy a thinly-veiled sex-toy. For just a dollar, bored, iPhone-owning housewives can “relax at any time of the day” with myMassage, which “helps turn your iPhone into a vibrating personal massager”
Please, try not to snigger.
I could try to make fun of the application, which simply activates the iPhone’s internal vibrator (four levels, shake to select a random speed), but honestly, the product’s own blurb does a far better job. It’s enough to make even an innuendo-loving schoolboy blush:
If you’re stressed or just need a quick pick-me-up, let myMassage provide you with quick relief. MyMassage will continue to vibrate if you turn the screen off while it’s running, great for situations where you don’t want your “myMassage” time to be interrupted by a distracting screen.
The newest version of the software is 1.2, and promises, no kidding, code which is “now leak-free”. Even the disclaimer is ridiculous — “This application is not intended to treat any disease or disorder.”
Product page [iTunes]
Product page [Awesome Sauce (yes, we know)]
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