Ever wondered how the Prince of Darkness has stayed alive
for so long? It’s not his daily regiment of bat heads–but it’s something equally awesome. According to scientists,
mutant genes are the key to Ozzy
Osbourne’s survival.
Scientists at Massachusetts-based laboratory Kome Inc. have
been analyzing Osbourne’s DNA, and they’ve made some fittingly bizarre
discoveries along the way, finding new genes that they’ve “never seen before,”
according to geneticist Nathaniel Pearson.
“He has an increased predisposition for alcohol
dependence of something like six times higher,” according to Knome’s
co-founder Jorge Conde. “He also had a slight increased risk for cocaine
addiction but he dismissed that. He said that if anyone has done as much
cocaine as he had, they would have been hooked.”
The scientists have yet to get their hands on Keith Richards.
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